When was the last time you sh*t yourself?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic / Spam / Memes' started by ItsJerry, Sep 5, 2016.

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Have you ever shit yourself?

  1. Yes

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  2. Yes

    32 vote(s)
    51.6%

  3. Yes

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  1. bluetrashbag

    bluetrashbag hi Donator

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    I don't even remember but

    never trust farts
     
    bluetrashbag, Sep 6, 2016
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    ANumber2Pencil Resigned ______________________________________ Donator

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    One time I was in Math class and my friends were in the back farting. So thinking it would be funny I tried to push one out. Not funny....
     
    ANumber2Pencil, Sep 7, 2016
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  3. Toblerone

    Toblerone Man of the globe Donator

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    When you hold too much, at the point it becomes noticeable
     
    Toblerone, Sep 7, 2016
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  4. Joeyy

    Joeyy Silly Goose of the year 2022 Donator

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    I was sick a few years back, I woke up to throw up and I shat....

    Everywhere.
     
    Joeyy, Sep 7, 2016
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  5. TheCakeIsALie

    TheCakeIsALie I have more messages than likes... lets fix that.

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    officially stopped trusting farts as of yesterday
     
    TheCakeIsALie, Sep 7, 2016
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  6. sool

    sool ‎ ‎ Donator

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    Like... Ehh... i don't think ive never shit myself.
    Maybe when i was a baby.
     
    sool, Sep 9, 2016
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  7. BrokenRadio

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    I pooped my pants...
     
    BrokenRadio, Sep 9, 2016
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  8. Katerina

    Katerina Former Mοd Donator

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    [​IMG]
     
    Katerina, Sep 10, 2016
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  9. StonN

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    Uhmm


    Diarrhea.
     
    StonN, Sep 10, 2016
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  10. RealTDITyler

    RealTDITyler Will you love me after all the mistakes I've made?

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    I was at a school camp and I was rock climbing. My instructor accidentally pulled the rope too hard, so my ass was exposed. I needed to let off some wind.
    I felt like a bird, shitting on people.
     
    RealTDITyler, Sep 15, 2016
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  11. bIake

    bIake no Donator

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    HA! SKRUBS! Last time I shit myself I was 2. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
     
    bIake, Sep 15, 2016
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  12. blok

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    uh its gotta be....oh shit wait brb
     
    blok, Sep 15, 2016
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  13. Cha0s_x

    Cha0s_x MrBubblyNaruto

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    My birthday, convenient.

    It was '04, when I was 5. I was at a supermarket, Target to be exact. I had some mean chili for dinner 30 minutes before hand. I dropped something so I squatted to pick it up, and cracked a rat.... at least that's what I thought. I went to the bathroom and saw things a man shouldn't see. LE POO.
     
    Cha0s_x, Sep 16, 2016
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  14. LolSteinYT

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    On the holidays... In a restaurant, though of cause, mistaken for a fart.
     
    LolSteinYT, Sep 19, 2016
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  15. PhantomStar

    PhantomStar Zzzzz... Donator

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    Sorry for the slight bump but I'd like to give everyone some advice:

    If you have a sore throat, DO NOT EAT 10+ COUGH DROPS IN ONE SITTING.
    Turns out they give you the runs.
    I haven't made a mess of myself yet but my stomach is making noises that a stomach should not.

    Please help.
     
    PhantomStar, Sep 26, 2016
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    Was pranked about 2 months ago my friends took me to chipotle a Mexican restaurant and slipped laxitaves into my food side note this was done as a little thing my group does called birthday disaster
     
    MeatBoy0, Sep 26, 2016
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  17. Pancho

    Pancho Guap Donator

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    last time i shit myself i was sick and i didn't know if it was either a fart or diarrhea, so i trusted that it was a fart.















    nope
     
    Pancho, Sep 26, 2016
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  18. BrakeCrake

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    I am one of these people who often don't trust farts.

    Anyway, when I was around four years old I couldn't go alone to toilet. So, I asked my mother to come with me. She slowly came up the stairs while I was standing in front of the bathroom. Guess what. I pooped myself and cried.

    Liek dis if u poo and cri evri tom
     
    BrakeCrake, Sep 26, 2016
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  19. BrokenRadio

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    I know that feeling, It feels like a cow in your stomach
     
    BrokenRadio, Sep 27, 2016
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  20. thesaber903

    thesaber903 Mabelen / Editor Donator

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    Well. Probs it's telling you it's hungry.
     
    thesaber903, Sep 27, 2016
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