What's the most random thing you can think of?

Lets tip over a cow then fart all over Jerry and rob Harry then leave cause I'm a bum

 

Spiders dancing while on unicycles while going down the stairs to a hungry dog who is tap dancing and singing like an opera singer while balancing on a penguin wearing a fake mustache and eating a jellybean that's shooting lasers from its eyes and wearing a cape while eating Hawaiian Pizza with donuts on it while listening to classical music.

 

Boogers that taste like Ketchup. Afterwards they tasted like poop, so they crawled to a cliff and jumped off. And the knight catched them and brought them to the king who ate them. In his belly they geve themselves names. Jeff and Josh. Jeff has died in the gastric acid in the stomach. He said: "I will forgive you for making me, Tom!" And Josh... Well, he became poop.

(sorry if that was disgusting, but... It's random, okay?????)