What would your zombie apocalypse plan be? >:D

Wait for Walmart to close down, steal everything in Walmart that I can wear, eat, drink, use to survive (medicine, etc.). Then go to CVS and do the same, get all of my family and friends and have us all take the stuff to a prison where we would live. TADAAA!!!
and guns.
find guns.

 

Note: I didn't make this.

 

Simple: TAKE TO THE SKY!

:3

But srsly, I'd shoot my way around, heading to the sea.

 

1) Light fireworks.
2) Throw glitter.
3) Spawn a unicorn.
4) Make a rainbow.
5) Set off explosives everywhere.
6) Walk away without looking at the explosion.
7) Be rad.
8) Eventually jump off a cliff and suicide.

 

I'd let myself become a zombie so I don't have to friggin plan anything. TOO LAZY D:

 

I live in Texas. We have guns. Lots and lots of guns. And a lot of food. Trust me the zombies will be too scared. Don't mess with Texas.

 

Wow !

 

Just stand outside like 'I just came to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now'