What would be on your tombstone?

"I failed in life"
"Going to hell byeeee"
"Fuck you"

 

"Soap doesn't taste as good as it smells."

 

Here lies the sad lonely mofo that swept away into his own family's blood.

- FatGuy1337, 1337 - 6969

 

" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

 

"I am pretty much worm food by now" or "Congratulations, its finally the time you can make more money than me"

 

''Can someone water me?''

 

Aqui queda papi chulo
el quien mojo a tu madre y te creio
que domina latinas
y era bachatero


or had so many takis he became fat and exploded @azza_gil3zz @MSZ

 

"was one hell of a mistake :(, but hes gone now! :D"

 

died cause he was a old rat

 

lag ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

rust in a ass

rip noah 2k15




btw its your fav :> u should know

 

Rip
Here lies an idiot.
She just wanted to play real life frogger.
Or

R.I.P. bitch
(×_×)
One by one, we bite the dust,
I kicked the bucket, began to rust,
Gave up the ghost when my number's up,
We all fall down,
Its ashes to ashes, bones to paste,
I'll wither away in my resting place,
I'll send an eternity in a wooden case,
Cuz I fell down.​

 

"I'm actually not dead, I'm just hibernating for now"

 

No thank you.

 

Hey, it says rat poison, not human poison.

 

R.I.P Elijah
Something we can take from his death is to not try to show off and try to eat 5 whole hotdogs at once in a hotdog eating contest.​

 

"Good for you."

 

"Wait what was her name again?"

 

your mom
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)