what is the best thing your classmate ever said

No she completely understood the question.
She said Russia is right here and continued to point to Australia.

Meh, she kinda had a Russian accent but she lived in Russia for half her life and half in America so it was kinda faded away.

 

So we were playing this game in gym where it's tag, but everyone's it so you can tag anyone and anyone can tag you. My friend and I faked teaming with this kid in my class and we all chanted" Sacrifices am be made"

The funniest part is that the kid who I fake teamed on chanted it to.

 

teacher: ok class, since this is sex ed, I will be answering all of your questions about sex!!
me: *raises hand*
teacher: yes Daniel??
me: do you set it to wumbo before you start??

 

lol same with me except i dont FORGET WHERE MY FKING COUNTRY IS, RUSSIAN PRIDE BITCH

 

When we were on a fire drill, we walked by the handball court and this couple started making out. My friend shouted
"GET A ROOM"
Ahh....elementary school.
Nothing fun really happens anymore :/

 

For me
High School is boring
Elementary School is boring
Kindergarten School is boring

You cant touch this
:3

 

"I'll do the project. You submit it"

THANK GAWD

 

"Dude how the fuck did you know that?!"

 

"Buttsack"
-My friend, 2014

 

Like 4 boys in my class started reading Fifty Shades Of Grey aloud in recess.

 

Me: why were the Europeans in medieval times so...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................active。
My friend has the same teacher as me (I'll call him Mr。 F。) except he has him for history and I have him for AV。
Mr F。: Michael look at me when I'm talking。
Michael:

Oh yeah this happened yesterday:
Mr F: Yeah well, since I don't know how to do it, you guys are not allowed to slide desktops!
Me: +raises hand+
Mr F: Ms。 Y
Me : use three fingers and slide left right or up on the mouse pad。 Now everyone knows。 +walks back into studio like a boss ass bitch+。

 

"What the fuck is an IQ?"

 

"A virus is not a living orgasm."
He meant to say organism...

 

Nothing really too extreme
my friend screamed fuck in the middle of science
but my teacher was chill and didn't care.

 

SUm Randum Teechur: "Take A Deep Breath, Its Gonna Be Okay."
Me: "How is it gonna be Okay When that dude is crying?"
Teechur: "Still its gonna be Okay JAYCE!"
Me: OK sheesh,
Random Classmate: "YOU TELL HER JAYCE!"
Teechur: "JASON, GO TO GASP"
SumRandum Classmate: "K"
Me: "So what are we gonna learn today?"
Teechur: "Jayce, GO to the corner"
Me: "Yay, Its where I have lived my whole life :D"

 

Okay so this isn't something that a student said, but a friend in school today had some high-shorts today, and a very trimmed shirt. (In other words, she had too much skin showing).

I was surprised she wasn't suspended, but then again I read the terms of agreement for my school and it mentions nothing of dress code, however my science teacher, Mr.Zitello did ask her to step out of the class for the rest of the class.

 

I can't really say, there's too many.

I got on that involves my teacher.
Me and a group of friends were talking (my class wasn't the most mature at the time. 5th grade.) and we were talking about stuff like "tap dat ass" and stuff like that. My friend gets up and starts to do a humping motion in the air, with the arms going back and forth, waist area going in and out, all that. Then the teach sees him, and says "What tis dis?"(Filipino accent) shes also is doing the motion.

 

It was a time when a group female classmates were at the canteen, ordering hotdogs and eggs.
Then the cook give them the food and they started laughning..
I was confused, so I look at the food..
Then I was like..
"Does look like I think it looklike?"

Spoiler: She said.. (Warning inappropiate)

It looklike a penis!

It.. was.. funny xD

 

once my teacher typed Penis insted of fenies (its a name, i know i spelled it wrong)
my friend said:
"sir i know your like the penis but come on"