What have you always wanted to tell your WORST teacher

Dear Ms.ICantRevealYourName

I tried to be nice to you for once and put my paper in the basket instead of you doing it (I don't want you dirty foking hands touching my bootiful work)
I guess you were mean like you were everyday.
And you yelled at the top of you withered lungs,
"JESSICA! TAKE YOUR PAPER AND GO TO THE BACK OF THE LINE!!"

You bitch I just just tried to help you.
Shh.
I hope you left my school.
No one needs to suffer from your voice of mean-ness.

With all the hate and fists, Me.​

 

"k."

 

Spoiler: Some profanity and suggestiveness

girl: can I suck your dik
*teacher pops out of no where*I DUNNO CAN YOU

 

I want to tell him that he's ugly.

 

"Wax your stache"-female math teacher

 

Spoiler: I'm not psychotic.

I hope I can get you alone in your office where I can shove my NOT PLAGIARIZED HARD WORK up your ASS and then shove YOUR LIT TEACHING CERTIFICATE which you obviously worked hard TO SABOTAGE WHOEVER GAVE IT TO YOU up your G SPOT.

Then I will POUR SALT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND STICK A MATCH DOWN THERE AND LET YOUR THROAT DISSOLVE AND BURN WHILE I STAND looking EPIC and HEROIC for KILLING A DEMON!

If you read that, I'm sorry, but my sixth grade english teacher....
was awful.

Spoiler: Why I hate this teacher.

He gave me a bad grade for writing in pen. I couldn't print my essay because my printer was broken. So he made me write it in ink. If you don't know this.... I'm left handed. ._.
I tried to explain to him that he wouldnt be able to read it because I'd have smudged the ink everywhere, but he didn't listen. I proceeded to write the essay, and then he gave me a bad grade because he couldn't read it. I think he did that on purpose, he hated me.

 

"I just came to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now"

 

To my maths teacher:
Mrs S, why do you look like a grumpy cat bean bag? And why does it take you so long to waddle up to our classroom?

 

To my physics teacher:"please learn how to teach physics"

 

"Bitch, I don't give three shits about math. Can we just move on to lunch?"

 

To a teacher who always blamed me for EVERYTHING:
"looks like SOMEONE forgot how to be a teacher"

 

My math teacher:
I use math everyday in my life and so will you.
Me:
THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR A F*CKING MATH
TEACHER!

My math teacher:
(asks my friend) What's the answer to number 13?
My friend:
The answer is (teacher interrupts)
Teacher:
I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FIG ABOUT YOUR ANSWER!

 

I wo

i wonder what teacher that is cough math teacher cough cough
This is what I will do when I funish school AMA be like hey excuse me r u that math teacher that tought me
Teacher yes
I mean this in the meanest way possible but I really really really @&&$&@&@$&987 hate u so much hope u have a great day (slams the heavy math book into her face ) :3

 

You know this paper you gave us?

*tears paper in half and throws at board*
*arms up*

Didn't read lol.

 

You can't judge someone just because they're bad at art or athletics you lying *****. Learn to respect for who they are and don't h8 on the smart kids who aren't as athletic and treat them like they're a**holes who can't do anything.

Had to let that out of my system :P

 

This one teacher shouted to a five year old "Does it look like i have mug written across my forehead??"

I'd write MUG on her forehead and when she asks say;

Yes. Yes you do.

 

Curse them out.

 

Just wondering, why would you want your teacher to give you a brake? What would you use the brake for?

Personally, I'd've told my "worst teacher" that the square root of -1 does exist, since she denied the existence of any such thing.

 

Inappropriate content warning ,
Do not open this if you are sensitive with bad words.
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Just a simple, "Fuck you" :)