Weird Things your parents tell you or "Parent Quotes"

Dad: You kids are so f***ing sheltered

After coming back from a pick up nerf war in my neighborhood.

 

"Let me tell you about the birds and the bees."

 

"Lets talk about men raping women."

 

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"Clean your room before the neighbors get here for dinner"
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize we were having dinner in my room.

 

Lol I've seen that.

 

I can relate to that so much

 

@BeatleMonkee @MisfittedCow @Gooby
Ayuda me traed los compras bogotas de mierda
ya vas a ver cuando llegamos a la casa
dame tu telefono
callate malcriado
no

 

Ummmmm Ok........