Ways to get kicked out of walmart

82) Fall asleep on the conveyor belt thing and sue them for customer injury.

 

83) Sit in the store for 12 hours doing nothing

 

84) Poop on all of the clothes.

 

85)Unleash a swarm of moths in the clothing section

 

86) Have a beehive brought into Walmart and smack it with a nice 5 meter long stick.

 

87) Try to hail satan by shouting '666!' as loud as you possibly can.

 

88) run around the shop with a car

 

89) Bring in a pole and use that to vault and reach the top aisles

 

make random loud noises that sound like Dying birds

EEEAAAAUUUUKKKK

 

91) Have fun.

 

92)
Step 1: Grab chips and soda
Step 2: Find a chair
Step 3: find a sleeping bag
Step 4: lay your sleeping bag in front of a TV, and setup your chair
Step 5: watch TV and eat chips

If the staff question you, just say "I live here"

 

93) Keep shouting in the entrance like a monkey ontop of your lungs so everyone can hear you.

 

94) Yell PENNNNISSSSS into a cashier's ear

 

95) do gangnam style infront of the cashier and let them think you're crazy

 

96) Get high and then go on a killing spree.

 

97) Drive a car into walmart

 

99) open everything and throw them at the boss.
100) Take everything and roll the shop car into the staff.
101) Find a rolling chair. Sit in it and roll it to a staff saying "IM DRIVING A CAR"
102) Tell people to say "You suck" at the boss
103) find a soda bottle and shake it when your near a staff and when it fires, aim at the staff.
104) Make the boss soaked up
105) say "Walmart sucks"
106) Paint yourself like your a statue and scare people/staff
107) Bring a gun into Walmart and fire the gun at everything but not humans.
108) Say "Im Superman" in front of the boss.
109) Open a chip bag and eat it in front of the boss's face.
110) Smack the boss's face saying "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?"

 

100) Replace everything on sale in wal-mart with a wall

 

101)Hold a sign that says " Kick me out of Wal-Mart " and then there you go.

 

102) Drive your car into the entrance... Literally