Unfortunately:Fortunately

Fortunately, the cheater and his bastard wife ended up drowning in lava due to a volcano while he flee to safety using a helicopter with his new best friend who he has a crush on now

 

Unfortunately, the helicopter then crashed into a small island.

 

Fortunately, it was unicorn island.

 

unfortunately, the unicorns were not only cannibals, but carniverous and transformed to their true human-vampires form on the full moon

 

Fortunately, they then hid in a cave away from the unicorns, safe and sound.

 

unfortunately, Cave crushed all of them and they all ended up dying

 

Fortunately, I have another story thats about a little boy named Timmy

 

Unfortunately, Timmy lives in an alternate universe where everything is on fire and he burned to death.

 

Fortunately, Timmy was a blaze, so he actually didn't die.

 

unfortunately, it started raining

 

Fortunately, Timmy went to the nether, where it never rained.

 

Unfortunately, it became very hot in the nether, and Timmy started to become stressed.

 

Fortunately, the weather went back to normal and Timmy was fine.

 

Unfortunately, Timmy fell into a pit of lava and died.
I know, flawless logic.

 

Fortunately, more stories

 

Unfortunately, we're all uncreative and can't write a new one.

 

Fortunately, im here, aka this is a story about a train engine known as keem engine

 

Unfortunately, you can't start that story because Timmy couldn't have died in the lava because he was a blaze.

 

Fortunately, that lava flushed him towards water.

 

Unfortunately, the water had turned to stone/obsidian :/