Trololololl!

Then tell Mojang to remove cows next :3

You found 123485967840329 potatoes on the floor but then it gets stolen when you crash because of too many entities.

 

I don't like potatoes

You little brother downloaded My Little Pony Mod

 

Rejoice with pleasure.

Your parents make a rule that you only get 30 minutes on the computer each day and they can tell when you've been on the computer.

 

Start a revolution with my brothers + sisters xD

You realize Wiki didn't read the rules and he shot himself (in MC somehow) but you're the suspicious killer

 

Write a 10,000-page apology letter to Lord Jerry and then proceed with breaking the rules. Then Vice Lord Harry will apologize to you as well.

Your parents force you to share your MC account with them.

 

Make a new Mojang account \0/

Your MC account gets deleted and so does your email + you can't make a new email. yolo

 

Get your friend to make you an email.

Your forum account is hacked by Harry.

 

I hack his account

All minecraft servers will lose connection in 5 seconds

 

yolo.

you get attacked by 5000000 skeletons while climbing up a ladder and have 1337 diamonds.

 

Make them into Diamond Blocks and make a platform to stand.

Someone pulled a zombie to you with fishing rod!

 

Pff. It's just a zombie, they're easy to kill.

Your whole faction gets griefed by a hacker who turns out to be the same person as your co-owner.

 

Oops typo :> Forgive me… I skip words sometimes >_> Anyways,


Hack him back and make it possible perm ban himself c:

Your best friend hacks your account

 

Hack his account, then give him the finger.

Your parents go through every single post you've made on the forum.

 

Create a new account!

Someone spawned a Wither behind you then /tp away, and you only have Emeralds in your inventory.

 

Sell the emeralds for 13333337 dollars

You go on the server and see that your whole faction bas is gone. It was a gigantic city.

 

Cry.

Your stuck in a bedrock cube, and you don't have any food and cheats are off and can't be turned on.

 

alt account to go into creative and break me out

you have brownies which are the best.... yet you don't know if they are poisoned or not.

 

Throw em back at ya


What if someone hacked the j and h server? (no mods online) also if you make a report thread there are no mods online and there wont be any for awhile

 

this.... is....
SPARTA!!!!!!

you're eating popcorn, you eat a nail

 

Spit it out

Miley Cyrus randomly starts talking to you and wants to start a conversation.