Trololololl!

I don't like Taco Bell....
You're starving to death, and you're trapped in a bedrock box.

 

You turn on cheats and break the bedrock.

You die IRL.

 

Oh well um thats not IN MINECRAFT

A guy gave you a God Item that crashes your game every time you log on

 

I get rid of it

Your Mom sees you humping a pig in MC

 

Kill your mom jk jk kill the pig

Somebody steals all of your wolves

 

Hunt that person down and make them listen to Nyan Cat for 24 hours.

Somebody steals all of your cats c:

 

You steal them back.

You see your friend having lost all his/her sanity and throwing a party with a bunch of inanimate objects. He/she refuses to admit anything's wrong.

 

Say ''Meh. i knew he/she was a nutjob all along'' And ditch that friend.

Your mom is cheating on your dad, but she'll kill you if you tell him.

 

Don't tell him. That simple.

A random guy comes up to you and hands you and two of your friends an ugly doll and wants you three to play with it.

 

Run for dear life!

You can only live if you eat donuts. And all of the donut shops in the world are closed.

 

Make your own donut.

You are forced to listen to Justin Bieber in your left ear and Miley Cyrus in your right ear.

 

Sing so loud that i can't hear either of them.

Mlp doesn't play on tv anymore.

 

Watch it on YouTube and Dailymotion, then sue Hasbro.

You are accidentally banned from the forums and also unable to create alternate accounts.

 

Find whoever banned me IRL and give them a big slap on the face. Or get permission to use a friend's account.

You just ate a poisonous potato and you are about to die. You can't put your stack of diamonds you find in your enderchest. And you're standing above lava :3

 

Ragequit.

You eat a chocolate chip cookie but it turns out to be a raisin cookie.

 

I like raisins

ItsHarry kills you in creative :3

 

Hack into ItsHarry's account :3

You get stalked by Creeper5484

 

Stalk him :3

Your parents check your web history.

 

I usually delete my web history (to clear up some space). So, meh.

Your Minecraft crashed when you just mined 9 diamonds, but didn't take it and when you spawn in, you're at spawn.

 

say Potato® took my diamonds and report him :3

You found out pigs were removed from minecraft