The "what if I told you" game

I would say I know I'm in it.

What if I told you that I am really a alien life form

 

Then I'd rip your head off cos aliens are creepy and I don't really like Britney Spears.
What if I told you, I'm chinese?

 

I would say nothing, because I respect all cultures :P

What if I told you that I have 10 mins to live

 

I would give you the biggest possible hug and tell you I love you :)
What if I told you, I'm a cannibal?

 

I would run.
What if i told you that j&h servers.fourms and youtube channel has been cancelled forever!