The "what if I told you" game

Then I would call an ambulance, because I wanted to do one with you and ended up with a broken hip.

What if I told you that your profile picture scared the crap out of me when I saw it from the corner of my eye?

 

I would crop it where it is only the corner you saw.

What if I told you I have been kicked in the gut 16 times in succession?

 

I would call an ambulance, or just rip your guts out. And then eat them.

What if i told you that your getting coal for Christmas?

 

I wouldn't care.

What if I told you I am 5 and 1/4 of an inch tall?

 

Then I would just walk away, realizing i'm too short for this world.

What if I told you that I just now realized your picture is a giant stuffed animal?

 

It isn't h8er
What if I told you that I'm a bunny.

 

I would say have a carrot

What if I told you the ladder was pulled from under me?

 

i dont care what it is. but it scared the living hell out of me and idk why.

I would stop time and use my magical powers to place it back under you.

What if I told you that what if I told you that I told you?

 

Then I'd tell you that you told me

What if I told you that we're getting married?

 

I'd come with my lip softnizer

What if I told you your gay in both ways?

 

Well...I would try to commit suicide but then realize I'm always happy

What if I told you I took your cookies...

 

I'll call Santa


What if I told you I ate candy

 

I would give you more and more and MORE CANDY!!!

What if I told you...lemons?

 

I'd say John Lemon

What if I told you that you had a long lost twin?

 

I'd cry of joy because I hate my brother and want another sibling.

What if I told you that everyone around you is a robot and only people on the forums are humans?

 

I wouldn't be surprised because the people on the forums inserted the captcha correctly, meaning they're human

What if I told you next year alpacas are gonna rule the world?

 

I'd cry tears of happiness, Alpacas are beautiful.

What if I told you that I'm standing in your cupboard right now?

 

I would wake up the next morning, probably thinking you're cereal and trying to put you in a bowl.

What if I told you that we're all zombies,and we're waiting for the Human Apocalypse?

 

I'd run and kill myself.

What if I told you that bob the builder wanted your mom?

 

I'd build a giant square and shove it in his mouth


what if I told you?