The thing to your right is your only weapon.

Nokia phone again hehehe

 

Shoves a Galaxy note edge down mouth.

 

I take out all 54 cards out of the box and hit you on the head with it. Then I cut you with the cards

 

Ill make you eat a ghost pepper. Then I will make you watch youtube videos of people drinking water while you sit there, with your mouth burning.

 

I use my bb gun haha!

 

Use my real gun.

 

I kill you with my cats cuteness

 

I throw a dictionary at you

 

I punch you with my wallet

 

I slap you silly with my watch. wut

 

I throw at you my brother's new white coffee mug from IKEA that is about a week and a half old so it's a big waste of mugs.

 

Ill stab you with a pencil.

 

I hit you on the head with a bluetooth speaker

 

Bites of your finger.

 

I make my dog bite chu @Myskittles10

 

I throw my christmas tree at jodie31

 

I shove a straw...up your..nose?..

 

I release my grizzly bear. It chases you, then throws you into the fridge when it catches you. You die of hypothermia, because there is an ocean in that fridge and you drown.

 

I stab you with my keys @TheHolyRobber

 

I get @kinghakaka to trickshot you and you fall to the ground.