The thing to your right is your only weapon.

Nokia. Nuff said.

 

I give you major paper cuts with an instruction booklet

 

Ill stab you with my chopsticks

 

I slap you with my mouse >.<

 

Ill shove a dog up your face hole.

 

I will slap @Myskittles10 with a mountain of three cats, a doge and a hamster.

 

I smack @Lastboy11 with my book.

 

I smack LouiseXminerX with my CPU (its a thing close on the right o.o)

 

Shove a few picks down your throat and hit you in the head with a guitar :D

 

Poke ninjaman using this tiny fake sword that's pointy.

 

I'll kill you with my lamp, xD!

 

DragonGodZX was slain by iamdeoxys using Onesie

 

I choke you with a wire

 

Ill shove a dolphin down your mouth

 

Hits you with my grandpa

 

Pillowfight I guess.

 

Smacks with a honey badger

 

This Nook will finally be worth something :D

 

I'll fart on @ItsJerry. Super effective but, I have nothing inside of me :o