The thing to your right is your only weapon.

I'ii throw this at your face xD

 

Ill stab you with a poison berry pie.

 

Ill pick my nose and flick the booger at you. Or as other people know it: "The picky flick"

 

i have a pencil

and i found this image while looking for reasons why pencils are terrible weapons

 

get rekt by my Smarties

 

I can strangle you with a wire :)

 

I'll suffocate you in a wall.. Minecraft?

 

I'll smash you will a television so you have 1337 glass shards hanging out of your body. You are then, rushed to the hospital and they found out that there was one that cracked your skull and 2 days later you died. c:

 

I whip you with my blanket then suffocate you

 

Suffocate you with my pillow

 

Whack you with my huge phone case

 

Slam my laptop in your face

 

my glasses
.-.

 

Decapitate you with my old deathstalker.

 

I strike you in the head with my BlackWidow.
You fall to the ground, hit your head, suffer permanent brain damage and die 2 days later.

 

Lol we have the same weapon.
I am going to click myself to your death with my deathadder on yo face :)

 

I tackle you and you fall back into a fridge. You freeze to death.

 

I have a bag, I can smack you with it I guess?