The most embarassing mistake you made

In 6th grade, I wanted to ask this girl I had a crush on
She left the room and I called her name
And everyone in my class stared at me, even the teacher
Ironically this was just before Winter Break, a time of happiness and free presents.

 

Calling a random person my mom

 

In first grade I fell asleep on the floor, I woke up and I had a bruse on my arm. What dickheads.

 

When I saw a stranger waving at me, so I wave back, all happy and shit, smile and all. Cause that's what you do when someone waves, you wave back. Turns out the person was waving to the people behind me. They started laughing which made me laugh but it was so embarrassing :----)

 

A lot of embarrassing moments happened with me.. but here comes the biggest one..
my family always visit each others every friday.. then i woke up (i took a nap) and went to the bathroom with slippers that make a squeak sound.. and i was in my funniest pj.. the bathroom was near the living room.. i ran to the bathroom and looked so funny.. then when i opened the door.. i saw everybody talking.. then i locked myself in the bathroom xD when they went to the dining room i went to my room and changed clothes.. da end..

 

Back when I was 7-8, I was in the bank with my dad and brother, my brother said "Go hug dad as a surprise!!" I did it, but a random person was in the back of my dad when I was going to hug him, I was with eyes closed, and I hugged the random person.

 

Another moment that happened to me recently is eating a lot of junk food, getting high and throwing up in Metro with people.. .-. Poor me..

 

I once asked a girl out as a joke, because I thought she knew I was asexual.
She said yes.
I was so embarrassed that I basically sat there confused.
So when I told her it was a joke, she switched schools and none of her friends ever talked to me again.
The end.