I was at the mall today and I saw a pair of shoes with denim material on them. There's kind of a meme where everything is turned into denim and you call it whatever it is with a "j" in front for "jean ___". So without even thinking, I walk by those shoes, point and say out loud! "JOOES!" (jean shoes) AND I GOT THE DIRTIEST LOOK FROM A LADY WHO THOUGHT I SAID "JEWS" and oh man the walk of shame I got outta there so fast... oopsies..
OMG ME TOO!! These two bitches came up to me on the bus and told me to raise my middle finger... I raised my index finger and they told on me nonetheless.
One time my friend was messing around with me like @_ItsPhoenix he raised his index finger. Some snitch in our grade told on him. We wasted 10 minutes resolving the problem. Then the bus left. I was like "What the fuck just happened?"
