Terrible crossover fanfiction idea generator!

Alright, this was the last one I got:

Your challenge is to write a crossover fanfiction combining Warriors and Family guy. The story should be using time travel as a plot device! (Why me?)

 

I got a really weird one o___o

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining King Arthur and Final Fantasy 9. The story should use bondage as a plot device! o mai

Edit: Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the LEGO Movie and DuckTales. The story should use suicide as a plot device!

Edit 2: Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Parappa the Rapper and PewDiePie. The story should use a plot to reanimate Hitler as a plot device!

 

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining King of the Hilland Twilight. The story should use a long lost sibling as a plot device!

God help us all

 

Alright.

Number one:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combiningResident Evil and One Piece. The story should use making a music video as a plot device!

Number two:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Garfield. The story should usea parade as a plot device!

Number three:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Band of Brothers and Animal Crossing. The story should use regicide as a plot device!

Number four:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Super Mario Bros. and Ninja Turtles. The story should use alcoholism as a plot device!
(Good lord. O_o)

Number five:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Neon Genesis Evangelion and Captain Planet. The story should use magic as a plot device!

Number six:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Star Trek and Ice Climbers. The story should use regicide as a plot device!

Number seven:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Law & Order and Serial Experiments Lain. The story should use hypnosis as a plot device!

Number eight:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Stephen King's IT and Smurfs. The story should use body switching as a plot device!

Number nine:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Elite Beat Agents and Captain America. The story should use creepy internet fetishes as a plot device!

Number ten:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Green Acres and John McCain. The story should use terrorism as a plot device!
(*Sigh* Wow.)