Something embarrassing about you

That I have 8 damn scars on my leg. No joke. 8 of them.

 

That I can get embarrassed.

 

well I actually like to pretend that my hand is a giant snake eating everyone's profile picture. plz don't be offended.

 

I uhh, mumble and I sing. A lot.
I turn red. I'm weird. I'm weird. I'm not normal 0-0 cuz I'm weird. Yea.
OH I also turn red when teachers talk to me or just because I turn red a lot.

YOU'RE MY MOM but smaller… and my mom is Asian Pocahontas and has a sense of direction… She was also born upside down which adds to her "rear" problem...

 

TRRUUU. DATT

I cried at somebody's birthday when I was 5 because it wasn't My birthday

*facepalm*

 

Note: this all happened when I was younger then 8 years.

When I was younger I had a very weak bladder, so I had to pee a lot. I also was shy so I didn't dare to ask to go to the toilet all the time... So yeah... one time I just couldn't hold it anymore and pissed my pants in class.

I also burped in church once, very very loud, it was by accident tho. Surprisingly there weren't much people akwardly staring at me afterwards, but it was weird anyways.

There's more but I'm too lazy write it all

 

Today at gym a friend of me screamed ''IF YOU COME STAND HERE YOU GET FREE PUDDING'', so i started screaming ''YEAH FREE PUDDING FTW!!!!'' and then there came a awkward silence in the whole gym, and they were all looking awkward at me and stuff... theres more but im too lazy right now

 

when I was in year 6 (6th grade) my form teacher, called me "daughter" luckily nobody heard it

 

My legs are literal totem poles of cuts, scars, bruises and bug bite marks.

 

Until I was about 12, I cried because of all kinds of stupid shit, like it NOT raining on my birthday, me not winning in a spelling bee, artwork I made at a school field trip, etc, etc.

 

I have a lot of embarrasing things about me, luckily I can only think of a few right now. ;D

-When I was in third grade, instead of saying 'thank you', I accidentally said 'I love you' to my teacher. It was VERY awkward. xD
- Whenever I was younger, I was one of those girls who would dance in front of the mirror, pretending I was in a music video or something. Don't judge me xD
- Sometimes I try to act like I'm a certain anime character so I would act like a better person.
- I fell on a escalator... xd
- I used to get posters of celebrities and give them mustaches and stuff XD
- I was pretty spoiled growing up.
- I used to hide secrets from my parents, then I'd end up going to them and crying about it. I can't stand guilt.
Edit: I used to think life was some kind of game just for me. Not in a selfish way, but as in someone was testing me or something. :P

 

I cried at age 8 when I fell down and scraped my elbow. After that I've tried to be " cold hearted" and not cry. So far so good. Not a tear out of my eye for 5 years. Let's see how long this clan last

 

We'll I have the urge to cry quite often, and I wish my tear ducts were bigger because guys are supposed to cry .4 times a month while girls cry and average of 5-7 times a month.. Is embarrassing that I feel the urge to cry, I cry when I'm extremely frustrated.. Like when my computer stops working for a while I get frustrated and yank at my hair and stuff..

Also I fell off of a diving block when I was twelve and there are permanent scars on my leg now but that's a different story..

 

Alright then.

From @~Bear's one.
I would always yell "YOUR WELCOME" Instead of thank you and then people would go silent and stare at me.
I would convince my friends that my Grand-father is the king of the middle east. (With my middle eastern decent) untill he actually came to visit. He was seriously looking at me with the "Wtf" face for like 2 days ever since my friends went up to him.

 

When my grandfather pinched my cheeks when I was about 6 years old in public, I screamed pedophile on the top of my lungs. >.< Poor grandfather...

 

I always say "egghead" when I look at my bald TaeKwonDo Sensei instructor. How I wish I could rub his bald head without him blocking me and nailing my face.

 

This is an embarrassingly accurate version of my life.

 

3 years ago, I dropped my iPod down an elevator (don't know how it fit down the gap where the doors open and close) and the next day, I got it back and it was smashed. Couldn't even turn it on ._. I didn't stop crying for an hour. However I still have it somewhere, I'll take a picture when I can find it

 

When I was about 2 I ate sand .

And when I was crazy about harry potter at six I made a broomstick and ran around on the field near my house. I also hoped that a letter would come through my door for Hogwarts on my 11th birthday. XD

 

If I told anyone, I'd have to kill them.