Press the button, or don't press it.

Urhhhhh, i'll press the button 3:

If you press the button you will turn into a vampire

If you don't press the button, you will become a werewolf

 

*runs away from the button as fast as possible*

If you press the button, then you don't press the button.
If you don't press the button, then you press the button xD

 

o-o My brain just exploded...

If you press the button you won't be able to eat ever again
If you don't press the button you will never be able to drink ever again

 

The third one

If you press the button, you'll become allergic to every food you ever ate in your life
If you don't press the button, you will never be able to see the next 10 things you look at

 

I choose the goat,

If you press the button something good or bad could happen, (such as die, which is the most likely thing)
If you don't press the button, you have to eat a hamster, while it's still alive, then eat it's babies.

Bitch plz I kno im screwed up

 

Jokes on you, I'm already dead! HAHAHAHA! MUWAHAHAHAH! MAUGEWBqsUJM SO PRESSING IT WILL DO NOTHING AHHAHAHAHAHAHAA DIE DIE DIE!



Oh ya,

If you press the button you will have to go to school every weekday for the rest of your life for 10 hours - till you DIE.

If you don't press the button you will be banned from using any electronic devices forever.

 

Press it then play games at school all day on my electronic device that i can still use.

If you press the button you can never go on minecraft again till you die.
If you dont press the button you can only one game for the rest of your life, minecraft.

 

I shall push the button

If you push the button, your butt will explode. However, you will get a very nice car.

If you don't push the button, your butt will nuke and you will get an even better car :D

 

Push, because if my butt gets nuked i am 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% gonna be killed however if it is a small tiny bomb i shall survive (NUKES ARE DANGEROUS).

Too lazy to write a button scenario, next person gets a freebie.

 

If you press the button, you die.
If you don't press the button, everyone else dies.

 

Push

If you press, your ass gets nuked
If you don't press, your ass gets nuked anyway

Choose wisely!

 

too lazy to press, dont press. xD

If you press the button you get a billion dollars but you contract a serious and rare illness that is contagious and cannot be cured
If you dont press the button you lose all your money but you are immune to every illness

 

Don't press

I can still get money later :3

If you press the button, you will have to swallow acid.

If you don't press the button, you will have half of your face sliced off, and the pain will stay eternally.

 

can i set the button on fire?
ill slap dat button because not all acid is bad :D
if you press the button: You have to walk into school with a bikkini and a sombrero and slap your booty saying im a unicorn!
if not: you have to confess your love for opposite genderr teacher..

 

Teacher Gerard *-*

If you do press the button, you can't talk for the rest of your life

If you don't press the button, you can't see for the rest of your life

 

Ill press the button. I could always write on a portable whiteboard.

If you press the button, You will get rich, but can only spend it on one thing.
Or if you dont press the button, you will get $1,000 dollars to spend on anything.

 

Dont press

If you touch the button you die
If you dont touch the button the 10 closest people to you drop dead

 

...what ;-; The 10 closest people to me mean more to me than I do, so, ima press the button.

Press the button: You don't listen to music (or sing, if you liek singing).
Don't press the button: You don't get to play minecraft, or any other game, for the rest of your life.
<3

 

Don't press the button, cause if I did I would probably die. I quit Minecraft anyways so not a problem for me

Press the button and you will have any power you want, but you will die at an early age
Don't press the button and you can live for a really long time but won't be able to have a power

 

I rather not press the button, I would rather live a normal life than being a powerful person.

Press the button and your neighbourhood will explode.
Don't press the button and your mind will explode.