Noob impressions???

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What u say?

 

fart fart fart -,-

 

Wut

 

KipstaLord: *flies
Noob: Hacker!!! I'm reporting you KipstaLord!!! Hacker!!!
Report Page: Please ban KipstaLord!!! He keeps flying on Creative!!!
***After a while***
[Owner]jetkiller51: *Opens the Server News page. Finds Noob's report. Reads it.
Owner's Reply: Our Sever Team decided to perma-ban you because of........ NON-SENSE REPORTING.



***The Minecraft Player jetkiller51 does not exist***

 

Do not bring back old threads.

 

I have 2 ;3

1
Noob: Ooooo Red liquid :D Lets swim in it!!
Noob: AHHH THATS NOT RED LIQUID THAT LAVA *Dies*

2 Noob:
/Msg Lolingguy13 Can you ban him
Me: Why? and i cant
Noob: I know you can and he said shut up to me
Me: ...

 

what a noob will do in single player: wow this new game is awesome but there is alot of questions i want to ask question1: where are the sponges in single player there is some in creative i might have a virus some one help meeeee!!!!!!
question2: why cant i brake bed rock!!!!! because its taking for ever to break and im even using a diamond pic a diamond pic diamond!!!!!!!
questoin3: people say that a pic is very useful and when i try it on a tree it takes even longer to break then my fist i cant believe that is my friend lieng????? no one will know?
question4 : ok i just tamed a wolf no he is my doggy right? then i went on minecraft wiki then it said when you see your dogs tail low that means he/her is hungry which i got that part but then i threw him some bones and it did nothing but the sad part was that he died :(
question5 last question: i heard that budder was a ore then when i went mining i mined a yellow ore and i guess it was the budder every one was talking about so when i mined it it said it was gold??????? what the hay is up with that.

that was a noob in signal player.

 

Im Harry's Cousin

 

emegerd Give me opz cuz i deserve it :D i liek budder

 

Budder

 

In sumo I get knocked off, the plugin think's I'm dead but I lagged back to the arena.
Noob: EpicTNTArrow's a hacker!
Me: It was lag.
Noob: I know the owner of the plugin and they will ban you!
Me: Oh my goodness it was lag.
Noob: You hacker! You killed my entire team and then laughed!
Me: I wasn't even able to hit them...
Noob: Your a hacker and a noob! I'm gonna get you banned!
Me: Calm down.

 

Im skydoesminecraft's brother

 

HOLY MOTHER OF DEAD BUSHES
A PEICE OF DIRT

 

Holy Jesus Pubic Hair <--- IDK where I heard It but It was from a game named Team Fotress 2

 

Guysss , this thread is really old
Please stop posting here

 

Make me ;3
1. Hey, I'm from planet minercraft. Op me so I can review your server.
2. nubs saying 'WHERES JERRY AND HARRY' *Facepalms*
3. HOW DO YOU DONATE? HOW DO YOU FLY?
4. OMIGOD DONT TPA TO BUTTz123. THEY SCAM!!!!! THEY SCAMMED ME OF 35k!!! Bish please, you can't even earn that much >_<
5. HOW DO YOU CREATE AN ISLAND???
6. WHY CAN'T I JOIN TEMPLERUN?
7. This actually happened.... I had to teach someone how to buy from a sign chest... sad thing is, is it took 5 minutes....
8. RIDE ME PLS... SOME ONE RIDE ME
9. Here's my server! 13728917389217839712897382197398217392178371829738921789
10. Hey guys my shop is open! [Youtuber] Skythekidrs: Hey people BUDDER!
11. Anyone wanna skype?
12. Come to the corner for sex..I mean, WHY???
13. People, watch my stream! *Spams it*
14. People who make common errors, like say alot instead of a lot.
15. People who incorrectly say 'legitimate'
That, is things that make you a newb.

 

when i was a noob, i had no idea what a skin was then went onto a server (jerryandharry) and kept on asking, whats up with your player? how did you get that, then i found out through humiliation and shame lol

 

WTF, why can't I break blocks -.- I thought you could break blocks anywhere. (in the lobby)

 

1. [Herobrine] zOrk135: Join my server Insert IP Here: to become co-owner!
2. I'm from planet minecraft op me pls
3. OMG SKYDOESMINECRAFT ARE YOU RECORDING?!
4. I'm da boss look at my skin, I mean noone else has it. My steve skin is awesome.
5. k so now I stand on this blue wool and break it. kk oh I just stepped on a pressure plate
6. OMG DIAMONDS I CAN FINALLY MAKE A DIAMOND HOE
7. I'M WARNING YOU I CAN BAN YOU IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THOSE DIAMONDS
8. I am potato's second account op me pls
9. My brother is Notch and he can get you banned from every server
10. How much does [Admin] cost?