Mommy...?

You drowned them in the toilet because you couldn't read them

Mommy why is daddy vibrating

 

O_O
mommy, how does life work?

 

Daddy has..issues..

Mommy, why are my eyes being annoying?

 

cuz yolo.

Mommy, can I eat your pinkie toe for dinner tonight?!


I WANTED TO ANSWER CHICKENS, SO THIS IS MY RESPONSE:
Once upon a time, there was a ugly creature named Chickenbits_. He was so ugly, everybody died. (The second to last)

 

NIOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! D::: XDD

I already ate my pinkie toe.

Mommy, what does the Obama say to the Romney?

 

I'm not phsykick ask sombody else!

Mommy why is there a moving bin bag outside

 

Arent you supposed to ask me a question? o.O

Anyway,
Mommy, can i please go to a nightclub?

 

Hmmmmm I'm a villiger so IDK

Mommy why do you have "swaggy bling"

 

Cuz I can. Problem?
Mommy, Why are you eating our nextdoor neighbor?

 

I have a new diet

Mommy why is Harold lay on the floor with your knife in him?

 

Because he called me a wh***.

Mommy, are you lesbo?

 

Cuz this dang thread is starting to be NSFW. (tone it down man.)

Mommy, can you make me a sandwich?

 

No. Now go back to the kitchen and make me some muffins.

Mummy, is honda good?

 

No, I ate it.

Mommy, what are butts?

 

The thing that's on the other side of your body, from the pelvis.

Mommy, why is the sky blue?

 

Because it ate a bucket full of pee mixed with blue food coloring

Mommy, what are those round things on your body?

 

They are my buddies, they warm me when I'm cold.

Mommy, what's wrong with these people's brains?

(No offence, of course)

 

Drugs. Always do them.

Mummyy, why do boys have antennas between their legs?

 

I dont know.

Mommy, some guy called me a "rude duck", what does that mean?

 

Context Clues, idiot.

Mommy, is this thread going to get locked?