Mommy...?

Because you don't deserve one c:

Mommy, how are babies made?

 

(of course)
They come from a dark abyss in a world called flesh
Mommy, Whats your password to facebook?

 

I DONT KNOW

MOMMY, WHY DAVI HAD TO POST

 

Because he's mean ;c (i liked your post better btw xD)

Mommy, can I go to the bathroom pws ;-;

 

HUH? no you cant, hold it
Mommy, Can I break your family portrait?

 

Of course you can honey, your father looks ugly in that photo.

Mommy, why do you smell like marijuana?

 

*calls 911*

Mummy, did daddy park his limo into your garage the other day? Because Henry said you did...

 

That is called being a total playa. And Henry is a fat peacock, dont listen to him.

Mommy, can you fondle my nipples?

 

uh... wot

Mommy, can I ask you a question?

 

You know second hand smoke kills, put down those drugs, 'cause you're high.

Mother, what is the meaning of existence?

 

27.

Mommy, what is the definition of turnip?

 

Turnips are fun to play with.

Mommy, how come you didnt fondle my nipples like i asked you too? D=<

 

Because I am pretty sure your father would call "rape" (:

Mommy, how come I didn't get a limo in my garage. T0T

 

What one

Mommy do you like trains

 

Life's Question: Do YOU like trains?

XD

Mommy, do you think im pwetty?

 

Do I have to answer?

Mommy, am I bootiful?

 

Are Panda's Bootiful?

Mommy, why is Daddy eating my leg?

 

He turned into a zombie overnight. :D

Mommy, can I eat the last piece of the chocolate cake?

 

No you're getting too fat.

Mommy, can I take the dog for a walk?

 

No, you ate him.

Mommy, can you read me a bedtime story?