Minecraft Logic!

You can dig and put the dirt in your pocket.

 

You can walk through each other like a ghost...

 

Square... (Captain obvious)

 

Floating trees are quite common

 

Use useless rocks ans stick with a useless table to make a useful sword.

 

Diamonds are a solid blue

 

Irl, you can't be "offline" in minecraft you can though.

 

Also no organs or anything, you're just a walking piece of skin.

 

You have no toes

 

Green tnt monster that kills everything you know and love

 

Beds explode in Hell

 

Every single if Minecraft was more Realistic comic in the Creations section.

Also zombies hold carrots that somehow don't get infected or grow tumors from being on a walking rotten corpse all its life.

 

Food can turn on passive mobs

 

You can get a star, Jesus you must have like size 10000 baggy pants to fit that in your pocket

 

They have a flying baby *ghast*
And an enderdragon...

Plus you punch trees with your fist when you first start a world.

Have you ever tried to punch a tree in real life? I don't think it would work.

 

Squid like a blue octopus.
Unrealistic Bosses.

 

Nothing is circle. :(((((

 

that its better than real life