Make the Worst Staff App Ever!

Nam: Wats a nam?
Aj: Im not telin u coz mi mummi sed
Timzon: itz 9:00 am here
Locashon: Bedrom
Wen r u akive?: Wen mi mummi says i kan
Y do u wanna b heeper: So i kan ban evari1!
Preious xpernces as a modater: Wats a modatorr?
Hav u purjsed a rank?: I wan b admin, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Ho loong hav u been plaing minecat: I just ztated todai
Ho long hav u plaied on itzberrynkarry seve: Wats dat?
Wen is ze last tim u made a stav apicate 4 dis seve? Tooday
Y we joos u: coz i am de best spellr evr!
I WAN 2 RUL MINECAT! coz mi mummi sad i kan.

 

IGN - jew
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-hitlur

im not racist, just china b funny

 

IGN: Get_In_My_Van

Age: 56

Location: My old van

Timezone: idk mer van dont have time

What times are you most active: I have never been on the server

Why do you want to become a helper: I really hate kids

Previous experiences as a moderator: 385 times but all got banned for blackmailing ;)

Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: nooo

Are you active on our TeamSpeak: Wat da heck iss dat

How long have you been playing Minecraft: for .6789 milliseconds.

How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: Who?

When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: such confusion

Why we should choose you: because some kid i kidnapp- Umm I wwant to..

Anything else you want to add: I have a rainbow van

 

Neim : HoseDestryr2000
Aeg: 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Timezon: Hell Cock
Location: Hell
Why u want mod: Cuz if u dont, i will rape yur mum
Experiences: Yes, i have been the rank TerriblePersonDefifinteNotMod rank in hell.com. Its a mod rank
Do u use TS: yes, i use Tall Stick
How long u play mc: starter since god was created
how long up way server: Since World War I
when last tim u make app: It was when i stuffed a sandwhich in my screen
Why we chooose u: cuz u sux

I liek potatos

 

IGN: dam1n3rthirty
AGE: 435 mama
Timezone: 4:4(27348975733487952346 pm
Location: In yo peni- I mean my house why would I share where I live stalka
Why you want to be a halopar: CUZ IM A BADBUTT YO YO GOTTA MAKE MEH STAFF OR YO BE REGREETING IT UNH
Experiences: Aw hell no bi-
Teamspeak? Da f is crew speak I be walkin in mah park and deer ain't NOTHIN bout dis cruddy crew speak yo
Minecraft how long son: Too much babes can't buy dat swag I got dem minechat dough bad app on my valuable ipad yo yo
HOW LONG YA KNOW JANDH: Why dat in caps and who da hell is jandh dey ain't got nothin on me
Other staff apps?! No way son dis be mah first one holla
Why we should choose you: Cus if you ain't gonna chose me, Ima stick a stick up yo butt and call the police on ya
Anything else woman? NO WAY MEANIE

 

OP ME PLZ OR YOU WILL NEVER SEE DOGE AGAIN

 

Nam: ItsHarry
ega: 1000000000000000000000000.0
where do i live: at my toilet shed
whats your timzonee: Hais house
why do u wunt to bcum a mod: i whant to be a mod bicas i cun be u diwt bike

what have you buyed: i buyed nineclaft
plss apcept me baceuze i am a gewd pewsen and wach all yo vidioes

 

IGN: IDK, potatoeeesss or someting
Age: like 100002000000000000000000002 yrs old srsly
Location: Somewhre in da pacifica oceanic, likesss toats on an islnd.
Timezone: ummm, gogle time!
What times are you most active: 24hrs, 7dys, 365moths or somting
Why do you want to become a helper: Becuse, I can frt and poop; and also ban evryone, cuse im awsome and stuf
Previous experiences as a moderator: ON 100000000000000000000 svrs like tht
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: Defult. I donated like $23454421209 to this awsome svr.
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: TemSpek, wht on earph is dattt.
How long have you been playing Minecraft: snce it came out 10232 yrs ago. cavemen tmes
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 2 secsd
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: never excet now.
Why we should choose you: IM SO LOYL GIMMEEE NOWWWWW
Anything else you want to add: nup, ive explaned alot.

GIVE ME HELPR FOR A TOMATO.

 

IGN: i fergot
Age: 1247861784628146724681.35.2.2.5.5.32.2.2
Location: in nebraskahoma
Timezone: idk y u ask so mush of meeeeee
What times are you most active: when u arnt
Why do you want to become a helper: cuz i like BUDDERRRrrr GOOoooOO SKkkkYYYyyYY sKKKy EPIc BuDDer
Previous experiences as a moderator: on muh singlplyr wulrd
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: ye. i perchessed moderator
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: wats dat
How long have you been playing Minecraft: 42 secs
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: whoziz jurry an hairy
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: nevr, dat meens i bettr then evry1
Why we should choose you: CUZ IM NOTCHES BROTHER AND I BAN YOU IF YOU SAY NOOOO
Anything else you want to add: i hate you

 

name: MILEY CYRUS! WHO LOVES ME???
age: I DON'T KNOW, I NEVA WENT TU SCHOOL, ALL I DO IS TOUCH MEN AND TWERK
location: In my moms stomach
Timezone: TIME ZONE? IS THAT WHERE MEN ADMIRE ME?
what times are you most active: AT DE CLOOB
why do u wunt to be a helper: Because Jerry and herry made a vid fo me and I liek it and I wunnu twerk fo dem and destroy the server
Previous expierences as a moderator: et moinplex, I was OP becuse i am, BELIEVE ME PLZZZZ
HAVE U purchased wank: Uh. Yea. I got halpa
How long have u pleyed on J&H: I never pley with jerry and harry, what play do you mean?
Last time u med staff app: IN 1922 I THINK
Why should we choose u?: Cuse iima slime-lovin JB-Hatin Assasin Mlg pro gaming Singa boy
Anything else you want to add: Wheres de bathroom? Where are me parents in dis game.

Second one: by de nub

IGN: uh, Does Mother count?
Location: A DORT HUSE
Timezone: I TALK TO MA CLOCK AND I DUNT LISTEN BOOT ALL HE SES IS TICK TAWK SOSSSSS
what times are you most active?: WAT? MOM HELP THEY ARE ASKING ME HARD MATH QUESTIONS!!!!
why be helper?: BECUSE I HELP PIGGEHS MAKE BEBES AND I HALP MY MOM WIPE MY BUTT FO ME
EPERCENS AS MOD: WUTS DAT?
Hev u purchased rank?: I BUYD DIRT BLAWCK! GIMME HALPA
Haw lung u pley J&H: A SEECOND EGO
Lest time u med staff app: WHATS DAT?
why shuld we chuse u: BECUSE I WUNT IT AND IM OBAMA!!!!
enything ELSE u wunnu add: What am I making right now? Where is dora?

Third one: by a little babeh
IGN: Ga ga *Poops in pants*
Location: *Laughs*
Timezone: WAAAA GO GO AGOOO GAA GAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAA
what times are you most active?: spits on screen* Goo goo?
Why be halpa: *sniff* Agoo *chews on computer*
Expierenceessasda: GAA GAA GOOOO *LAUGHS* GAAAAAAAAAAA
hev u rank?: Gaa gaa :(
How lung u play J&H: goo goo D:< *Spits at screen*
Lest time u make steff app: GOO? *farts* gaa *Shakes head like gangsta*
Why chuse u:@Rilakkumalover SMELLS WAA ;_;
U add?: GAA GAA

 

Neam: You have no right to know.
aeg: 2
Timzon: Your Ass
Location: My House
Why u want be mod: I am a famous youtuber with 10 subscribers and I will advertise my channel to everyone on this server. I will also advertise my server.
Experiences: I am an Main Owner on my single player server. I am highly experienced in hacking on this server.
Do u use teemspek? My parents said that teamspeak involves people.
How long u play mc? 24 hours
How long up way server? What is the IP for the server? I forget:(
When last tim u make app? I have made 24 apps in 1 hour which I think I broke the Guinness World Record for. I don't know why I am not in it?
Why we choose u? Because I play minecraft
Anything else we should know: I am a boy. I am a VERY VERY VERY famous youtuber! People would enjoy to meet me. Check my youtube channel out! I am more famous than sky!

 

giv me ownr or i destroy servr

 

TO... CUTE... I CANT TAKE IT, HERE U GU LITTLE KID HAVE OWNA <333
*few hours later*
*bri bri destroys server* FUN FUN!!
me: WHY DID I DO THIS TO MY SELFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

 

IGN: You go a prob bro?
Age: Yo mamas age
Location: Mars
Timezone: I don't give a damn
What times are you most active: What does being active has to do with staff?
I sweat when I get active
Why do you want to become a helper:
My mama told me not to waste my
Life she said spread your wings my
Little butterfly.
Previous experiences as a moderator:
I don't create mods you idiot
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones:
I get ranks for free because of my prettiness
Are you active on our TeamSpeak:
I don't work in teams I'm a leader not a follower
How long have you been playing minecraft?:
As long as it took you to read this
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server:
Duh, I had to run 5 miles to play on there
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server:
The last time you went potty
Why we should choose you:
Because I can hack and greif and I'm BOSS at it
Anything else you want to add:
This photo:

 

IGN: my name is jason.
Age: 67, I know it looks too old but i still play vediogames.
Location: im sitting on my chair right now facing my computer.
Timezone: Its 01:28 pm right now.
What times are you most active: im active 24/7 including the sleeping time.
Why do you want to become a helper: because i want that.
Previous experiences as a moderator: i have had been owner on your server.
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: Yes, [Owner], [Admin] and [mod].
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: Im in soccer team and i speak with them.
How long have you been playing Minecraft: What the hell is "minecraft"?
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: wut? you guys have a server? i thought this is an app to work in McDonalds.
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 2 seconds ago.
Why we should choose you: because if you didnt choose me ill tell my mom.
Anything else you want to add: add some mayonnaise and a little of ketchup.

 

IGN: LEMONSHIT
AGE: 67 Is How Old I Am.
LOCATION: Why The Hell Should I Tell You Stalkers?
TIMEZONE: My Mommy Says That My Timezone Is My Time So I Say 6:46 AM.
WHAT TIMES ARE YOU MOST ACTIVE: I Am Only On To Troll. Which Is As Often As You Shit.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BECOME HELPER: Because I Want A Fancy Prefix So I Can Get Popular.
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCES AS A MODERATOR: I Have Been A Co-Owner On Mineplex, Hypickle (I know I spelled that wrong on purpose) And Every Other Server Including This One.
HAVE YOU PURCHASED A RANK? IF SO WHICH ONES: I Donated For The Rank [LemonShit]
ARE YOU ACTIVE ON OUR TEAMSPEAK: I Am Very Anti-Social. You Can See Me In TeamSpeak Trying To Hook Up With Some Bitches.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING MINECRAFT: I Have Never Played Minecraft. Problem?
HOW LONG HAVE YOU PLAYED ON THE ITSJERRYANDHARRY SERVER?: Who?
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU MADE A STAFF APPLICATION FOR THIS SERVER: I Have Only Made Staff Applications For 3 Days. (Get the reference TF2 players?)
WHY WE SHOULD CHOOSE YOU:
ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO ADD: Yes, My Grammar Is Very Amazing. Nobodys Grammar Beats Mine, Also I Chose The Color Yellow Because It Represents Piss.

 

Wow, I never knew a dark person could be so funny xD (Not trying to offend you)

 

Trust me, even the darkest need to joke at least once in a while. If not, we would be insane.

 

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Worst staff application, just a FULL STOP

 

IgN Lolwutsdat
Hw owld i am I am 4
Tiemzoun i liev in too fowsant ant fooortin
Locashun I liev wit ur muom
Y I want too be a mud I wantoo be ah mod so I cun maek dis servah cul and stuf
Previows xpeereantx I haz ben ooner on notchs servah.
Du u ooz temspeek Waz dat
How lang do yu pla minahcraft I pla minehcraft fore 99 yeers
How lang do yu pla on da servah I pla J and H fore 99 yeers
When last tim u maek ap I maed wun ten minites agu but sum randum dood caled ItsHarry denyed it.
Why we chuus u? Cuz I am epik an mah mummeh an notch wil kil yu
Anything else we should know: I iz vereh epik an oresum