Make a stupid staff application

ign: meluii
my gender is a boy
age: ummmmmm. im 9 but u know im mature and im almost 10 in like 6 days
location: in a house in new zealand
timezone: nz

how many apps have you made before: 1 and got exepted than my helper rank got taken of me
how active are you on the forums: everday
how active are you on the server: ummmmmmmmmmm im always on
how active are you on teamspeak: like 8 hours a day i have a deep voice

previous experiences as staff: i was a owner of minplex before and i was the best pvp person on da hole mneplex server
what makes you a good candidate: idk what this meansss.........................................
why should we pick you: becoz im a helpful guy

extra comments: i hope i get excepted becoz i will help make plugins and hack ppl that try to hack the server

 

Ign: Huahwi
Why we should choose u: Cause you choose me!

 

*pastes my app*

 

ign: dongerinos
age: I'm totally 27 guys lmao totally not 11
location: ohio if u don't kno where it is find it god u lazy bum
timezone: wtf is that lmao

how many apps have you made before: 420 ecksdee
how active are you on the forums: yes
how active are you on the server: yes
how active are you on teamspeak: about as active as my grandma

previous experiences as staff: on club penguin!!1!
what makes you a good candidate: I watch serial experiments lain and hetalia obviously I'm a good candidate
why should we pick you: bc if u don't ill stab u lol rawr

extra comments: pls my mum has the anus virus

 

IGN: I don't play minecraft and I don't have forums.
Age: Technological Era
Location: Somewhere close to the center of the Galaxy Milky Way.

Spoiler: I am here

Timezone: 21st Century
What times are you most active: Night time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why do you want to become a helper: Because your mom is an helper too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Previous experiences as a moderator: I was owner of a Cookie Shop on http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
Have you purchased a rank, If so, Which ones: I purchased a rank on Hypickles. I bought "Owner".
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: Only when I'm up for some fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How long have you been playing Minecraft: Since Pre-History of Club Penguin!1!!
How long have been been playing on the ItsJerryAndHarry Server: Before Minecraft was out.
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 69 seconds ago.
Why we should choose you: Because...

Spoiler: secret

Anything else you want to add: + 10

 

That game is so addictive

 

IGN: It's on my profile go check there instead of asking me you lazy idiot
Age: Sometimes 2, sometimes 22. There is no in between.
Location: Earth
Timezone: Earth
Have You Purchased A Rank: Yea, it was expensive. Lower your prices pls and ty
How Many Apps Have You Made Before: 69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How Active Are You On the Forums: What are forums?
How Active Are You On The Server: idek the ip so idk
How Active Are You On Teamspeak: What is teamspeak?
Previous Experiences As Staff Member: I was staff of your mum
What Makes You A Good Candidate: I have lenny's ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why We Should Choose You:

Extra Comments: I better get paid

 

Why you should give me staff:
You should totally give me staff because I am the best candidate and I always have time to get on and my mom says I'm a responsible person and she loves me and I really want to be staff on this server because it would be cool and I would be able to get on all the time and I make good grades at school and I am responsible and I also like run-on sentences.

 

i went steffe

 

I'm better than Donald Trump.

 

Congratulations! You've been accepted.

 

My old IGN was Patabum..
I think I deserve a spot c:

 

Arrête de parler l'Espagnol! Je serais un meilleur helper parce que je suis vraiment mature et je sais comment bannir des gens, et puis je ne suis pas Espagnol comme cette personne!