Cool. Because you have a bathroom of blood. That is why I decide to. (Note this is a game PLEASE. -_-)
Urgh, I am only doing this because I get so bored, and forum games keep me alive. Anyways: Because the baby learned to say noob. -_-
Because who doesn't love getting their lips stabbed by a cactus Pphhtt not like I'll ever need to kiss anyone in my life I'm a lone sandwich..