Whats up with then souls kid? anyway... I take the knife thing you have and I stab stab stab you and roll of with a trail of blood... I slip and fall and roll down. there no ones KOTH
I use my telekinetic and hypnotic power to turn shadow's army against everyone. Queen of the hill (I have telekinetic powers so I stopped the fire to get to me)
And again, telekinesis. I use it to avoid the blast, and I find your hill. I then hypnotize you and you go walk straight into the pacific ocean, attempting to go from Japan to USA. Unfortunately, you drowned before getting 1/10 on your way. I become the queen of the hill.
But it turns out I'm a fish, but not a regular fish, a mass piranha that can walk and eat anything! Then guess what I do!? Tie your shoelaces Eat you.
Since I am telekinetic, I easily get out of zaspar's stomach and fly to the hill and makes a school bus fly straight into cubedcesar. I then hypnotize @Shadow_Riolu's army again, making them tear your soul apart. Queen now.
I come out of nowhere and push you of the hill, you didn't see me coming so you tumble to the bottom! I am King of the Hill now
I throw really, cute, furry, amazingly cute cats at you. You pass out forever, and I am now King of the Hill.