King of the kill

Unknowingly, I was watching you the whole time, just sitting on a bench drinking lemonade, on the hill. *cubed ate my twin sister* So I just throw a book at you 2 and then you run away crying. Queen now.

 

I don't get hurt by the book.
I send my minions to kill you
I am the king

 

I make fun of you in another thread, and you go look at it.
I am the king of the hill.

 

I......BOOM..... I am the king now

 

I 720 sniped you off the hospital and I can see your brain falling out:)
I am no king of the hill!

 

You may snipe people oitc-alike but I spleef you away from the hill.

King of the hill!

 

I use the power of stupidness u get confused and fall of the cliff so now I'm king of the hill now

 

I wasn't shot... one of my clones was.
I blow you to another planet.
Im king now

 

I lure you off with a Cheez-it
im king of the hill/kill

 

I create a army of cactusses and I conquer the whole Sahara.
Who needs a stupid hill? I have useless sand!

King of the Desert!

 

Ur thorns poke the shit out of me, but I absorb them with my slime power, as it goes inside me, they become venomous, and I SHOOT them at everyone :3

 

I use my creeper army to attack you and blow you up...
I am the king

 

I hypnotize your creepers and they blow in your face. I am the queen

 

Edward Elric comes and transmutes a huge pillar to make the hill even higher. He also lets me on top of the now huge hill. Then I kill you. I am the king. Prepare to die.

 

one of my clones was blown up.
anyways, i send one septendecillion creepers to kill you
i am king

 

Alphonse Elric takes the blow for me. He's an immortal suit of armour. I kill all your clones. Prepare for trouble.

 

I send viod creepers to kill you. (void creepers bypass armor)

Im king

 

Thanks for making my army of cactusses venomonous! @jerkboy2006.

Now I even have a stronger army! I take over all of Africa, Spain, Italy and the middle East and get a monoply-position if its about oil. I sell the oil to my allies, China, Australia, USA, Brasil and India.
They all help me to kill you all and conquer the hill!
Now I'm the KING OF THE HILL!

 

Russia felt left out as well as every other country, and they beat the crap out of your army, including you. I am queen of the hill now..

 

We can unite? :3
I HELPED YOU GOD DANG IT.