Jokes!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic / Spam / Memes' started by Scott, Nov 4, 2014.

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  1. FabulishTwee

    FabulishTwee Julia c:

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    3 men walk into a bar but the third one was a duck...


    Wait for that to settle in
     
    FabulishTwee, Nov 7, 2014
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  2. YoshiBlocksJHD

    YoshiBlocksJHD Intermediate exorcist first class

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    Funny ways to say pooping-
    Brown piss。
    Arse canon。
    Backing the big brown truck out of the garage。
    Floating brownies。
    Download。
    Dropping nukes。
    Hershey squirts。
    Dropping some logs。
    Igniting a rectal rocket。
    Making some but coffee。
    Shooting chunks。
     
    YoshiBlocksJHD, Nov 7, 2014
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  3. PhantomStar

    PhantomStar Zzzzz... Donator

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    I would tell you guys a joke about procrastination, but I'll do it later.
     
    PhantomStar, Nov 7, 2014
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  4. larie0429

    larie0429 Six-piece Chicken McNobody Donator

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To f*ck her right in the pussy
     
    larie0429, Nov 7, 2014
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  5. Ninjaman

    Ninjaman Goodbye letter in info page

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    What's the difference between a baby and a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup? One doesn't stick to your mouth when you eat it xD

    What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on the trampoline xD
     
    Ninjaman, Nov 7, 2014
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  6. animalzzz

    animalzzz Viking

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    animalzzz, Nov 7, 2014
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  7. PenguinHook

    PenguinHook

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    Roses are red, violets are blue, your face will be too, when I kick a ball into you.
     
    PenguinHook, Nov 7, 2014
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  8. TheBlackHamood

    TheBlackHamood Feel Pain, Accept Pain, Know Pain

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    What's the difference between Black And Hamood
    IM NIT IN THE MOOD MYAHAHAAHHAHAAGHAHAAGAHAHAHAHAHA
    Ok not funny
     
    TheBlackHamood, Nov 8, 2014
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  9. CriticalPvP_

    CriticalPvP_ Agent Z | [Legend]

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    Person 1: knock knock? Person 2: who's there? Person 1: boo Person 2: boo who? Person 1: oh don't cry baby, it was only a joke!
     
    CriticalPvP_, Nov 8, 2014
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