j&h confirmed scammers

Discussion in 'Off-Topic / Spam / Memes' started by TheDiamondPicks, Apr 28, 2022.

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should the donator lounge be restored to its rightful place

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  2. yes

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  1. TheDiamondPicks

    TheDiamondPicks String.format("%d %s", 404, "Title not found") Donator

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    welcome to my in depth investigation of the lengths j&h will go to scam their hard working and loyal donators

    in 2016, the value of the donator ranks was massively increased by the introduction of linking your mc account to the forums and syncing your donator rank. this was a monumental day that monumentally changed the entire world monumentally simply because of one very important feature:
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    this was an incredible and very active forum that was the biggest perk added to the donator ranks ever. there were many discussions, none of which were inactive or hardly replied to. for many people, myself included, i looked at this forum daily for the interesting and informative discussions that were happening out of view of the plebs.

    but then, one day, something SHOCKING happened....

    not only did j&h brutally take away our beloved, original, non-repetitive and very very useful suggestion forum, they also took away the crown jewel, the zenith of the donator rank, the one, the only, donator forum:

    this forum was sadistically and brutually taken away from us, as proved by this very real crime scene report:
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    they thought we would never notice. that we wouldn't care. THEY WERE WRONG. some of us definitely noticed at the time, and definitely cared because the forum was so active and useful.

    yet j&h continue to twist the knife further. they continue to gloat about the existence of the now mythological donator lounge:
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    my life since then has been a mere shell of what it once was. i am left despondent without the donator lounge. so therefore, people of itsjerryandharry minecraft server, we must rise up and demand the return of our beloved donator lounge, just as we demanded the end to the never ending war sale.

    thank you for reading my conclusive and scientific report on the donator lounge, i shall be presenting my evidence to the un, the fbi and m15 and i expect a prosecution immediately.
     
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  2. sool

    sool retired Donator

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    we truly life in a society
     
  3. Soso

    Soso cringe Donator

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  4. SaulGoodman

    SaulGoodman Better Call Saul! Donator

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    Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Have you or a loved one been wrongfully evicted from the ItsJerryAndHarry Donator Lounge? Then you could be entitled to a cash settlement. Call 505-503-4455 today! this is the official better call saul phone number do not ban me
     
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  5. Saul1337

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    Dear idiot,

    Thanks for the money, dipshit. We took away your donator lounge because why not? lol!
    We hope you play on our server and give us money, ass wipe.

    Sincerely,
    -ItsJerry and ItsHarry
    (Owners of the server, and people who took your money) lol!
     
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  6. Ezzerland

    Ezzerland Staff Member Manager

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    Dear good Samaritan,

    We have reviewed your complaint and found your arguments compelling. The following actions will be taken to remedy the situation:
    • Community Donation Campaign will be launched to revive the server and all beloved missing features.
      • Should we meet our small goal of $100,000 USD we will return the donor lounge along with the suggestions forums.
      • Should we exceed our goal and obtain $250,000 USD we will bring back all removed mini-games for a duration of at least 1 year.

    Thank you for bringing this to our attention. May the community thrive together!

    Regards,
     
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