If you were about to die, what would your last words be?

Reality:
I would say the Prayer for forgiveness before i die.

As a joke, these would be my famous last words: "Dont worry i saw this in a movie once!

 

I would say ( send me to the hospital and tell my mom I love her.)

 

"Life was awesome, I had a good time. See you later!"

 

Reality:
Alone, as I've always been.
Joke:
@Durske1

 

"I never got to see Attack on Titan Season 2..."

 

"Senpai...finally...noticed me..."

 

"There is no need to be upset."

 

"You can't hear me. But just know that even in the end, I'm thinking of you."
Yeah, it would go something like that.
Oh wait, we're going for comical things, not what we would REALLY say? Oho, this calls for MEME TIME

 

Okay here is a full out explanation of what my last words would be.
-Curtains Draw-
Gummy: MOOOOMMMM GO GET DE CAMERA I NEED TO MAKE THIS FOR MY 10,000+ KIDS I HAD WITH ASHLEY JUST IN CASE THEY LIKE WOMEN.

-recording-
Gummy: WELP GUYS YEP IT'S TODAY WOOOO WHOLY SHAT. So here I lie on my death bed I'd like to thank the Academy of Beds and Satan for this bootiful bed. So before I get sappy with this, I stole all the teddy gramhams dad yeah, that's right, they are probably molding in my room...Anyway I love food, bury me in Gummy Bears k? k. Okay here we move on to the sappy stuff -cough- all I have to say is ily k thx c:
THAT ENDS IT
Hell better have a open spot for me at the dinner table c:
-dies-
-end of recording-


Lol but really if I died I would love to do this

My last words: -sings the highway to hell-
and this is what I would do when I got there

 

"Can I have ur left nostril, put it in my coffin" or "Buy all of the Doctor Who seasons and put them in my coffin"

 

"The money is hidden..."

 

"rip"

 

"I stole the cookie....from the cookie jar"

 

"I now know...that I can't fly..."
@BlueJeansToGo

 

Mine would be "NAAAAARRRRRRR"
@Audrey_Is_Here
or
"lol brb i'm drinking bleach."
@ProxKipper

 

LMAO TRUUUUU

 

"ARGH MY CHEST CALL A FOCKING AMB"

 

''I only wanted a potato...''

 

"Sh*t fu*k"
*gets into car wreck*

 

"Stay out of my room"