If the avatar above you could talk, what would it say?

Giddy up, pig!
The cake must be delivered in 5 minutes or less!

 

I am going to slice somebody's head off.

 

I will killz u with meh scythe.

 

Eat play doh. (I know my SlimeCraftPBJ...)

 

Do not test me.

 

LOOK AT MY SMEXY HAIR LOLOLFEJFKFEFFWE

 

I have the key to everything. I will help you open any door, as in any...

 

I'm a ghost
ruwr

 

Okay, dafuq?

 

Look at meh bootiful key.

 

I must eat mah cake before I kill my pig.

 

If you insult my cuteness, I will stab a computer. :)

 

I've got this key! THIS KEY IS SO AWESOME!! YEAH, KEYS!!!

 

CHESPIN!

 

What you looking at bitch? I got a sword on my back and I ain't afraid to use it...

 

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my scythe, so GIVE ME YOUR SOUL.

 

Im Chespin! Now Nobody move! The Chespin is in the House!

 

This has been the longest business trip ever.

 

See what I did there? I am Awesome.

 

Now where did I leave my car keys?