if Jerry....

I said Harry on purpose >-< Durr xD

Anyway:
Global warming levels would increase 10000%

What if Jerry turned into a girl?

 

Jerry would be sad because he cant fart as a girl #GirlsDontFart :3
What if Jerry lost his ability to fart?

 

Harry would tease him and make him cry. And then Jerry would rampage over the world as a giant dinosaul and eat everyone.

What if Jerry was Rick Astley?

 

He would be...Rick Astley that farts
What if Jerry became a fart? :3

 

Then scientists would study him. Jerryisada ghiudgadsamuss. A fart that can fart and play video games.

What if Jerry was not allowed to fart for a day?

 

Then his fart juice would build up in his body and he'd explode because it was so toxic and his butt would be clogged with a giant fart so he was constipated and could never take a shit again

What if Jerry ate your foot

 

I would eat his face. Revenge.

What if Jerry ate your nose, with a chainsaw?

 

Good. Now I won't smell him anymore.
Although, I am bleeding quite a bit now...and I feel really light-headed...
*faints due to blood loss*
What if Jerry was on Teamspeak again today? :3

 

I would laugh my arse off, again.

What if Jerry ate himself?

 

he would become two times bigger
What if Jerry was Harry and Harry was Jerry :I

 

Then it'll be ItsHarryandJerry

What if Jerry was secretly potato all along?

 

What if Jerry had a crush on somebody? :3

 

It would definitely be Harry. ItsJerry or ItsHarry. That shipping though ;)

What if Jerry was a person?

 

I'd throw him out of a window, catch him, then put him back in the chair that's near his computer.

What if Jerry was a bounty hunter ordered to kill you?

 

I'd say "Hi" because I would be 100% FANGIRLING inside then run because he was going to kill me.


What if Jerry came up to you with his crew and asked to play a game of SG?

 

I would smile like an idiot, and type "YES OMG" with super shaking fingers.

What if Jerry made a video about My Little Pony?

 

I would cry

What if jerry made a thread called jerry then jerry saw this thread with jerry in it so jerry played jerry and he put jerry in it because jerry is jerry

 

I'm confuzzled of that, so IDK.

What if Jerry did the "/chatas * Please ban me!" while you were in the game.

Here's when he did it:
And then he banned you... o_O

 

Wut..
What if JerryAndHarry Farted in your toilet..

 

I would close the toilet seat forever because it would be such a bad odor.