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Can you fart on command?

  1. no, only you can master jerry

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  2. of course not! I'll never be like you master jerry!!11

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  1. Harold

    Harold Donator

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    I'm turning off my colour for you Jerry you better appreciate this young man
    Basically,
    • Open your mouth, as wide as you need.
    • Breathe in. Notice how your throat is clear and lets air through? In a way, block it so you can't breathe in.
    • Keep breathing in when it's blocked. (No, this won't hurt)
    • Air will come in with a weird kind of noise, not as clear as normal breathing.
    • You'll feel air in your stomach, quickly let it out or it'll get stuck there, and it doesn't feel so nice!
    If it gets stuck in your stomach:
    • Either wait, and it'll come out eventually (1 minute or so) or:
    • Repeat the steps.
    I feel like some sort of Wiki writer
    Anyway, hope this helps.

     
  2. NoahMC

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    Swallow in air like your guzzling water or something. Youll feel your throat feel strange for a second. Just release by then, its pretty neat.
     
  3. John_0696

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    here's how i do it

    1: Swallow some air
    2:create a bubble in your throat
    3:burp it back up

    that's how i do it :)
     
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  4. Haruld

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    Whiskey, lots and lots of whiskey
     
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    says a furry
     
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    Demand & command basically mean the same thing lol
     
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  7. Contemptible

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    Methamphetamine, Jerry. Methamphetamine.
     
  8. Xcel

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    @ItsJerry , what I do is suck in air by breathing in like I just came up from a swimming pool, very hard. But use your throat don't just suck in. After I gather enough air in my throat I just release a burp. It's hard to explain, but I just do it.
     
  9. ItsJerry

    ItsJerry DEAD SERVER!!! LMAO!!! Staff Member Owner

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    Great explanation 10/10
     
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  10. Contemptible

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    1. Inhale deeply.
    2. Hold the air inside your throat, your adams apple should be down a bit
    3. Using your stomach and/or throat, force the air out.