How Off Topic Can A Thread Get?

GUYS I HEARD THAT MINECRAFT IS NOW CALLED Minecraft!

 

can you get cornered in a circular room?

 

Where's the toilet?

 

I sometimes fill my bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend I'm a meatball...

But...

IF I do not have any sauce, I lather myself in butter, get into a sleeping bag, and then crawl around as if I'm a slug.

 

Oh gosh, my Llamas broken into dunkin donuts again...

 

So off topic ppl start talking about Obama then the next minutes Ice Cream :)

 

How irresponsible :0

 

Wanna see randomness?
-people should stop eating pickles. It makes them gassy
-People need to watch Divergent. in injects ur mind with Divergent-loving particles which eat the croutons u had for breakfast, but they cant eat the salsa u had with Donny the teenage mutant ninja Squirtle last night becuase you found it on the sidewalk infront of a Freddy Fatbear's pizza and it looked like a Chuck E Cheese made of Tennessee mixed with a tardis and Dalek ship. You found some Grass on a sandwitch and a weeping angel did a disco while bonnie and Tobais shared a beer. And, Chica did tai kwon doe with ur cousin Poopy. And, then u watched Despicable Me with Paul McCartney and he began doing a little jig and ireland migrated into ur living room. then, All of a sudden, Nyan cat came in ur room yelling "MOMMMMY!!!" then u fell asleep. And died.

 

Do you like have a degree is randomness? *applauds*

 

Orange morange
Helpers are like chalk boards.

 

You know what rhymes with orange? Obama

 

There are forks in the sky. Is this what happens when you put a carrot in the sky?
Don't think I'm dumb, that's how you get off topic.

 

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Dat felt good

 

Most off topicness ever:
SO, The other day, Nyan cat came up to my door and was like. "JOHN, WHERE THE NACHOS?!??" I dont like nachos so i was like "Aww Snap! you Did NOT just say NACHOS" Then Springtrap ran in yelling "WHERES THE BATHROOM?!" And The epic face poked in the door saying "When you gotta go, you gotta go!" And The-Sink Supplies from the 13th dimension said. "Excuse me, But, i think Sonja just won just dance 363" And Sue-The-Suckish-Officer said. "MIMI!!! WAIT!! I'M SORRY! I DO LOVE YOU!!! THERE IS NOTHING WITH ME AND THE ICE CREAM! WE ARE JUST FRIENDS!" Then, Foxy ran in saying "I'm about to get Wendys, anybody want a diaper?" then, Bazooka-Ice-Cream said he went poopy in his pants

 

911 is bad.

 

Sorry just had too...

 

XD

 

Poop.

People
Order
Our
Patties.
And you thought it would be dirty you dirty minded people :\

 

Some people pronounce Amiibo in weird ways. I pronounce it a-MEE-bow, but I've heard Amiibo pronounced as Am-ay-bo or A-mee-boo. Weird.