How do i.....

Being myself

How do you sneeze?

 

You don't! You just hold in all of your sneezes for three years, so blood vessels can rupture and you might die! ;)

How do you take a selfie?

 

By using your phone

How do you meet a penguin?

 

By going on Club Penguin.

Why do I like deadmau5?

 

Because you simply do.

How do you barf?

 

Eat my flesh.

How do I impress a youtuber?

 

Say "I know where you live."

How do I extinguish light?

 

By extinguishing it

How do I become normal ._.

 

You don't.

How do you use a computer?

 

Take your computer, and smash it against the wall when there's a bug

How come pencils are called pencils?

 

Because I call them pencils. PRUBLEM *hits ground with whip*

What is my avatar pointing at?

 

Your message.

What's my avatar? :3

 

No idea…

How do I get someone to like me? ;n;

 

Spend time with them, hang out, help them when they're in despair, share common qualities, etc.

Why did you need to know this xD

How does one do math

 

School?

How do I go out to see a movie with my bestest guy friend?

 

Ask his mom to drive you


How do I get my cookies back?

 

Ask for cookies, if they refuse, take out your chopping axe/knife ._. It 100% works.

How do I convince my parents to get me a dog/cat?

 

Dang it, people always reply before me.

Make sure that you're paying for at least half of the cost and do good things like get good grades and help out with chores, etc. You can also beg them till they say yes :P

How do you eat a melon

 

Rip that persons stomach open with your rage and bare hands who ate your cookies

Again how do I go see a movie with my bestest guy friend without it being awkward :/

 

Make sure that he's available, and invite a friend to make things seem less awkward and you won't get an uncomfortable feeling ^-^

Again, how do you eat a melon.