Have you ever...

yes

Have you ever gotten a sibling for christmas?

 

Yes.
Have you ever been picked up by a dump truck?

 

No

Have you ever lost your voice from talking/yelling too much?

 

No.
Have you ever failed at something so badly that you laughed at yourself?

 

Yes

Have you ever gotten someone mad by trying to do something nice?

 

Yes.
Have you ever looked forward to hacking?

 

No

Have you ever made a little kid cry?

 

Yes. Looking at him.

Have you ever been caught in an explosion due to combustion? (It hurts. The feeling of it actually made me feel pain for once.)

 

idk wuts combustion

Have you ever ride a bicycle with a beautiful teacher (girl)

 

No...

Have you ever jumped out of a tall tree and hurt your arm instead of your leg?

 

Yes.

Have you ever had a piano that played cat noises instead of piano noises?

 

No but that would be AWESOME

Have you ever caught a shiny Pokémon?

 

No
Have you ever eaten spaghetti?

 

Yes

Have you ever eaten too much and got sick?

 

Yes xd

Have you ever knew somebody was trouble when they walked in?

 

Yes XD

have you ever dressed like the opposite gender?

 

Yes

Have you ever been to Hawaii?

 

No ;-; I really wanna go tho

Have you ever spent all day procrastinating when you had things to do? (basically what I'm doing)

 

No

Have you ever had a Spam Musubi?

 

Nope

Have you ever knocked over and it broke?