Welllll... You can always throw the following (This is what I use to throw at my internet box when it sucks): -A mini-TV -My little brother's toys -A shard of glass I punch out of a mirror (I DO NOT BELIEVE IN BAD LUCK SUPERSTITIONS!!!) -A TV remote -My $1,000 laptop. -Shoot it. (Not throwing, technically fun though) -Reach out to the other side of the dimension, grab an alternate version of you so you do not feel bad about it, kill your alternate self and throw your alternate self's body at the internet box. Or if all else fails: -Go to anger management. -Do not rely on the Internet. -Burn your Internet box while cursing it's slowness. -Blame your sibling and tell your parents. (Normally the most reliable.)