Finish the phrase

unicorn. the unicorn was very _____

 

Weird

So I threw a rock at the unicorn and it _________

 

exploded out cheese so I called _____

 

S.W.A.T

And then they ____

 

took out their fart guns and killed the unicorn so I started too ____
im so immature

 

cry

The tears turned out to be _____

 

my dog's period blood. so then I ran ____
k im gross too

 

into a wall.
jesus christ

 

and then I saw a ____

 

Starlightfox angel who covered me in _____

 

Honey

Then the angel :______

 

drank my dogs period blood, so I ____

 

puked

So I ran up a random staircase and ___________

 

saw my dog eating my friend's cat, then I ____

 

took off my pants (lmao I'm weird)

So I ran down the stairs and __________

 

called dog patrol so once they came they ____

 

all keeled over and died, Then a man _____

 

Farted

He ran and hit a wall and ________

 

came and shared his nudes so I ____

 

died.

Then another man ____