[FAILS] Your WORST fails Right Here!

I was doing a test at school. and for my name I wrote "ME!" as a deadpool joke. i didnt realize until 2 days later when my teacher got to my test.
But she called people because she didnt know who "me" was. So i said "That ones mine!" Then my teacher said "Why is it ME? It could have been me that wrote that or it could have been him that wrote ME!" Then she said to the whole class... well, you could figure it out from there

 

Searches dictionary...

Prostitute- Someone who does prostitution

U FKING DONT SAYY GAWD DAMMIT

 

Just adding this in, not my fail, but still counts as me.
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i was happy that i was born.....

 

Once my friends and I tried to create a bicycle with 3 wheels on the back. We drew up plans, and started work. We got as far as needing a few more bolts and ran out. We abandoned the project, and spent an hour trying to get everything back in its place. We ended up ruining 3 bicycles, one not fixed...