Don't blame me if your ears start to bleed...

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  1. blamecoopa

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    But... The lyrics make no sense, his tone is flat, and my friend who sings nasal could do better then that...

    Plus, it is the internet. Haters gonna hate :/
     
    blamecoopa, May 24, 2016
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  2. Bilbo

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    true lmao
     
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  4. Xad

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    I can't decide which one is worse, the lyrics or his voice...
     
    Xad, May 24, 2016
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    I get it, it's pretty awful, but do we really have to joke about killing ourselves? I mean, as bad as the lyrics are, (and his voice) at least he's confident about it. And I don't know about you guys, but my voice is still worse than his.
     
    mochi, May 24, 2016
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  7. Krewlex

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    One of the funniest bits, (not sure if it's true), but his real first name isn't Jacob.. it's Rolf. Technically Rolf Jacob Sartorius.. damn
    Combined with a common nickname people have replacing Sartorius with Saggytits makes for a rather interesting entire name ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
    Krewlex, May 24, 2016
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  8. PhantomStar

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    The worst part about this is the fact that it's Justin Bieber 2.0.
    Watch. Jacob probably had at least somewhat of a future before musica.ly (or whatever it's called). Now all his social media popularity and """""fame""""" are going to get to his head and by the time he's 18 he's going to be a self-absorbed douchebag. More than he may already be.

    It's tragic tbh.
     
    PhantomStar, May 26, 2016
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  9. videogameguy128

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    LIFE HAS MANY OPEN DOORS, EDBOY
     
    videogameguy128, May 27, 2016
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    There should be Vine compilations on what to do with his sweatshirt
     
    BlakeSenpai, May 27, 2016
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  11. SirNugget

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    Poor guy, even his own sweatshirt wants to get away from him.
     
    SirNugget, Jun 9, 2016
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    if you have
    that kind of name
    why would you even bother trying
     
    TheFriendlyStranger, Jun 9, 2016
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  13. Glass

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    Isn't his name also like The AVGN? James Rolf?
     
    Glass, Jun 9, 2016
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  14. sool

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    When i opened this i knew there was this asshole here. He was!
     
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  15. TrippyPenguin10

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    Lists of jacob/rolf's crimes
    1 his autotune
    2 his lyrics
    3 himself
    4 people he got to produce this
    5 his parents for giving birth to him

    Before you watch get some of this ready
     

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    His parents who are milking him for money lolololololol
     
    j0sef, Jun 9, 2016
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    Whats the difference between Hitler and Jacob ?

    Hitler knew when to kill himself
    totally didn't copy this
     
    knife, Jun 14, 2016
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    after dying 2 much 5 u I'm back
    but i still died again
    FACK
     
    witchchick128, Jun 22, 2016
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  19. kris2780

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    Tbh, the song isn't really that bad. Its just the music video and the guy thats singing it.

    If another guy sang it then it would've been okok
     
    kris2780, Jun 23, 2016
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  20. Phoenix

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    Someone... bleach? A knife? A ROPE? SOMETHING PLEASE
     
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