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I copied this image so I could show it to my osu friend :D It's my brand new top rank worth 148pp :)

 

It love that map!! I FC'd insane but I can't do it DT yet :/

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私は変更することができる、と私は自分の意志でそれを行うことができます。(same thing lol)

 

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Spoiler: long script lol

Act One
INT. LAUNDROMAT

DAVY
…never seen anything like that in me life before… I never saw anything like that…

DAVY, MICKY, PETER, MIKE
[chatter]

MIKE
Uh, hey, hey. What are you doing?

PETER
My shirts always come back from the laundry with buttons missing!

DAVY
Uh, Mike, Mike, uh, listen, I’m gonna get some soap.

MIKE
Well, b-but, Peter is—

DAVY
Um, excuse me, miss, but uh… ha… have you got…

APRIL
Yes?

DAVY
S-s-s-s-soap? Soap? Soap?

MICKY
I gotta get some soap. Listen, do you have any so…? Soap… Soap…

DAVY
Soap…

MICKY
Soap…

MIKE
What the…? What’s going on? What’s going on with you guys?

DAVY, MICKY, PETER
Soap… soap… soap…

MIKE
Soap? What is this, soap? … Oh!

DAVY, MICKY, MIKE, PETER
Soap… soap… soap…

[“(Theme From) The Monkees”]

Act Two
INT. THE PAD
DAVY, MICKY, MIKE, PETER
Soap… soap… soap…

MIKE
Um, I gotta go back and get my laundry.

MICKY
You’re wearing it.

MIKE
Oh.

DAVY
Well, um—

MICKY
Uh… My aunt! Oh! I just remembered! I have a sick aunt! Oh, she’s so sick, she’s dying! I didn’t tell you my, oh, my poor aunt! Uh, I gotta go see my aunt, seven years I haven’t seen my aunt. She lives in Duluth or something or Bugscuffle. Uh, really, my sick aunt, I have to, my—I’m coming, aunt, your poor nephew is coming. Seven years, my poor aunt…

MIKE
Um, I’m uh, gonna run down to the store and uh, buy some dog food!

DAVY
Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait!

MIKE
What, what, what?

DAVY
We don’t have a dog.

MIKE
Well, I’ll uh, I’ll run down to the store and pick up a dog, too. Huh huh. Dogs are nice, y’know, you can pet ’em, and uh, and love ’em, and take fleas off of ’em, and put fleas back on ’em, and uh, besides that, dogs play with cats, and… and we don’t have a cat either… um, uh, bye!

DAVY
A dog?

PETER
???

DAVY
You know? You know I think I’d like to be?

PETER
Hm?

DAVY
I think I’d like to be a boxer. Fightin’ three at a time, sometimes four, pow, pow, pow! Uh! You know what a boxer has to do a lot of though?

PETER
What?

DAVY
Road work.

PETER
Gee… Micky’s gone to see his aunt, and Mike’s gone out to get dog food, and Davy’s doing road work… I’m all alone, I… I think I’ll go see April!

INT. LAUNDROMAT
APRIL
Hello!

DAVY
Oh, hello!

APRIL
Can I help you?

DAVY
Well, I-I was just running by and I, I thought I’d um…

APRIL
Yes?

DAVY
Wh-wh-what are you doing?

APRIL
That’s for my postgraduate studies.

DAVY
Oh?

APRIL
I’m an alumnus at the laundromatic institute of San Radu. I majored… in laundry science.

DAVY
Oh, really?

APRIL
Yeah.

DAVY
Huh. You should do well in that business.

APRIL
Well, you may not realize it, but laundry is a science. Like astronomy, physics…

MIKE
What are you doing here?

DAVY
April and I are having a private conversation about laundering science. It’s a science, you know!

MIKE
Yeah?

DAVY
Yeah, that’s right; it’s like astrology. What are you doing here?

MIKE
Huh? What am I—? Well, um, well, I thought uh, come down and-and-and-and-and see another commercial. Ha ha! What’s that?

APRIL
I’m working on my doctor’s thesis.

MIKE
Oh. Why can’t your doctor work on his own thesis?

DAVY
What, what are you doing here?

MIKE
Yeah, what are you do-uh-doing here?

MICKY
Uh? Oh. I was passing by, I thought I’d come in and see my old lint. Uh lant. Aunt!

DAVY
Uh, why, why don’t you tell us more about laundering, April?

APRIL
Well, do you realize that all over the world, there’s a great reservoir of untapped dirt.

DAVY
You know, this is ???

APRIL
Well, how do we conquer that brave new world of dirt? I’ll tell you. The answer is… the washing machine!

INT. THE PAD
MIKE
Don’t you think she’s a little tall for you?

DAVY
Well, she didn’t seem to mind.

MIKE
Yeah, well, she wouldn’t mind; she didn’t know you’re alive.

MICKY
Hey, come on, come on, guys, before we say something we’re gonna regret.

DR. SISTERS
Hello. This is Dr. Lorene Sisters again. Answering your questions about love and family problems. Bringing the cool light of reason into your messy little lives.

PETER
She has the touch of the poet.

MICKY
What are we watching this for, man?

MIKE
Will you be quiet? Maybe we’ll learn something.

DR. SISTERS
And now for our first letter. “Dear Dr. Sisters, what is the best way to win the girl you love? Signed, Anguished.” My dear Anguished, the fastest way to a woman’s heart is through her mind.

DAVY
You know, I would never have thought of that route.

DR. SISTERS
If you really want to win the girl you love, find out what kind of man she likes, and then be that man.

EXT. THE PAD
DAVY
Uh, hello. Uh, Mrs. Conquest? Um, this is uh, David Armstrong Jones of the British BBC. Uh heh. That stands for Better Be Clean.

INT. THE PAD
MIKE
Uh, hello, Miss April Conquest? [clears throat] Yes, well, hello there. Uh this is Dr. Frigmund Fried. Freed. Yeah, Freed. And uh, I’m with the University of Heidelberg, and I… Heidelberg, Germany.

EXT. TELEPHONE POLE
PETER
Hello, Miss Mifflin? Uh, yeah, listen, you’re April Conquest’s neighbor, and I called to find out about any hobbies she’s got.

INT. THE PAD
MICKY
Hi. This is tele—a telephone quiz from station M.O.T.

INT. THE PAD
MIKE
Uh, I was uh, doing a little research here on women, and since you’re a woman, [whistles] are you ever a woman. No, I didn’t hang up… I… sorta got hung up.

EXT. TELEPHONE POLE
PETER
Well, can’t you think of any hobbies?

EXT. THE PAD
DAVY
We’re doing a case study on American laundering habits.

INT. THE PAD
MICKY
If you answer the question correctly, you get a, a free gift course for, in any field you choose, to make your future husband the very way you want him.

EXT. TELEPHONE POLE
PETER
Well, what did she do last night?

INT. THE PAD
MIKE
I was doing a little research, I wondered if you could answer me a few questions.

EXT. THE PAD
DAVY
I-I’d like to know what hobbies your daughter April has.

EXT. TELEPHONE POLE
PETER
Uh huh, some people came over, uh, carrying violins and a cello, and they sat around a house, and the four of them played music for six hours. Uh huh.

INT. THE PAD
MIKE
What would you like a man to do that you find, you know, the most interesting? Besides the laundry.

INT. THE PAD
MICKY
Ballet?

EXT. THE PAD
DAVY
Pop art?

INT. THE PAD
MIKE
Mo-motorcycling?!

EXT. TELEPHONE POLE
PETER
No hobbies?

INT. THE PAD
MICKY
Oh no, no, heh, I think ballet’s great for a future husband.

EXT. THE PAD
DAVY
Oh yes, it is true. Oh, it’s terribly true; England does swing like a pendulum door.

INT. THE PAD
MIKE
Uh, danke schoen there, um, um, bye.

EXT. TELEPHONE POLE
PETER
Thank you, bye.

INT. THE PAD
MICKY
Thank you.—Wait!

INT. LAUNDROMAT
APRIL
Yes. … What are you doing?

DAVY
This wall! This wall is the place where I’ll paint my next mural!

APRIL
Davy! Are you an artist?

DAVY
Do fish swim? … May I?

APRIL
Oh, yes. … Beautiful.

DAVY
Wait!

APRIL
Oh! … You like chamber music?

PETER
Do fish swim?

APRIL
Oh!

PETER
Any requests?

DAVY
Oh, April, April!

APRIL
Micky! Do you dance ballet?

MICKY
Do fish swim?

DAVY
How did he do that?

MICKY
A man in love has the strength of thousands!

DAVY
April, April! April! It’s me, David, what are you doing with him?

MIKE
Hey, baby!

APRIL
Oh, Mike! You ride a bike!

MIKE
That’s right, baby. And fish can swim. Watch this.

[“(Theme From) The Monkees”]

DAVY
April, April! April, please! … April?

APRIL
You’re mad! You’re mad! Oh, I love you all!

DAVY
April, come here.

APRIL
Davy!

DAVY
Do you want to have a go? It’s lovely.

MICKY
Watch out, watch out!

DAVY
Mike! Micky! Micky, are you alright?

MICKY
My arm, my leg, my arm, my h…

PETER
You got—

DAVY
What you do to the bike, man?

MICKY
My bike?! My arm, my head, my leg, my—ouch—my toe…

APRIL
Oh!

PETER
Micky!

DAVY
Mike! Are you alright, Mike? How’s your head?

MIKE
I’m fine, I feel wonderful, I’ve never felt better in my life.

APRIL
Oh, I love them all!

DAVY
Micky, are these yours?

APRIL
Oh!


Act Three
INT. THE PAD

MIKE
You know, it’s stupid, four guys mooning over the same girl.

PETER
She’s lovely.

DAVY
Delightful.

MICKY
With a richer, longer, everlasting charm.

DAVY
You know, I wonder what it would be like going through life with a girl like that.

[“The Girl I Knew Somewhere” music romp]

MIKE
Alright, look, let’s be grown up about this whole thing. Sure, we, we like the same chick. But there’s no reason to let it ruin our friendship, right?

DAVY
Right.

MICKY
Right.

PETER
Right.

PETER
Four equal parts—that’s a joke.

MICKY
What are you gripin’ about? You got the TV.

PETER
Yeah, but you have the ice box.

MICKY
Oh yeah? Big deal! I’d gladly trade Davy for the front door.

DAVY
Huh. No deal. But I’ll gladly trade Mike for the bathroom right away.

PETER
Well, I think I’m gonna watch TV.

DR. SISTERS
Our next letter is from Tormented.

PETER
Hey! That’s me! Tormented! Get out of my area!

MIKE
Oh, shut up.

DR. SISTERS
It reads, “Dear Dr. Sisters, my three friends and I are all in love with the same girl. These friends are very dear to me, and I wouldn’t want to lose them for the world.”

DAVY, MICKY, MIKE
Yay!

DAVY
Right!

DR. SISTERS
“So my question is, what can I do to cut them out?”

DAVY, MICKY, MIKE
Booooo!

DR. SISTERS
Tormented, you say in the rest of your heartbreaking and ungrammatical letter that you boys have made this girl fond of each of you by taking on interests she likes.

DAVY
That’s right, what of it?

DR. SISTERS
I’ll tell you what of it! You’ve placed this girl in a dangerously emotional state. She’s now drawn to four different boys, and this unresolved conflict could lead to a nervous collapse.

MICKY
You gotta be kidding!

DR. SISTERS
Do I look like a kidder?

DAVY
That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard!

DR. SISTERS
Oh is it? I have here in my hand another letter from a girl telling how she is in love with four boys; it’s signed Miss Laundromat.

DAVY, MICKY, MIKE, PETER
Laundromat?

DR. SISTERS
Yes, Laundromat. And she tells in this letter that’s she’s so close to a nervous collapse that she’s too nervous to even write this letter.

DAVY, MICKY, MIKE, PETER
That’s nervous.

DR. SISTERS
And don’t forget collapse.

DAVY, MICKY, MIKE, PETER
Collapse!?

EXT. LAUNDROMAT
MICKY
Let’s put it to her directly and let April make up her own mind, man. … She’s—she’s sick, it’s a nervous breakdown, she had the collapse!

PETER
It’s our fault.

MICKY
It’s all our fault!

MIKE
Wait a minute, wait a minute, hold it, hold it! Gotta stay cool and think. Look, Saturday is April’s biggest day, right?

DAVY
Right.

MIKE
And, and if she’s closed today, she may go out of business.

DAVY
Well, maybe we oughta start by getting out of the confusion of the, of loving the four of us.

PETER
Right.

MICKY
Right, yeah. Hey, we gotta choose for it. Okay.

DAVY, MICKY, MIKE, PETER
One, two, three!

PETER
I lost.

MICKY
No, Peter, you won.

PETER
I did?

MIKE
Peter, you stay here and go in, and the three of us will go over to April’s house, and when we get back, she’ll be all yours.

PETER
All of her?

DAVY
Hey, I think we chose the wrong guy.

MICKY
Let’s make it two out of three, heh.

MIKE
Come on, will ya please?

PETER
Hey! Wait, wait! How do I get in if the door’s locked?

MICKY
Peter, you can’t expect the writers to know everything. Improvise!

INT. APRIL’S HOUSE
DAVY
And Peter gets this?

MICKY
Let’s, let’s, uh, make it two out of three.

DAVY
Yes!

MIKE
Oh, come on, you guys. Don’t you know what it’s like to be a good loser?

MICKY
Uh-huh. It makes me sick to my stomach.

MIKE
Shh! She’s waking up!

APRIL
Oh. Davy. Micky. Mike.

MIKE
Hi, hi April.

MICKY
Hi.

DAVY
Hi.

APRIL
What are you doing here?

DAVY
Y-y-your mother said it’d be okay if-if-if we came over here, and we tried to cheer you up or something, you know.

APRIL
Davy?

DAVY
Yes?

APRIL
We’ll paint together soon, won’t we?

DAVY
Oh yeah, we’re gonna be paintin’ all the time, yeah—No, no, we’re not gonna paint. Paintin’s a drag. It’s a drag. The paint gets up your nostrils and your toenails and your ear. No. You’re better off with Peter.

APRIL
Oh. Micky, have you been to the ballet lately?

MICKY
The ba-ba…? Oh, no, ballet, yeck! Bleh! Dancing on your toes, ah, that’s ridiculous. No, I’m a tree surgeon now, but I don’t make any house calls, so you’re better off with Peter.

APRIL
Mike! Don’t tell me… you’ve given up motorcycles?

MIKE
Given ’em up? Huh, are you kidding? Of course I’ve given ’em up. They’re horrible. No, I, I’ve taken up skydiving.

APRIL
Oh! Oh!

MIKE
You like that? Uh, but um, I’m, I’ve got uh, one, one problem. You see, I’m uh, I’m afraid of airplanes. Oh, afraid, and I don’t, I can’t dive in the sky, so I use my living room, and the parachute gets on the couch and the b—lamp, and it’s a drag, and you wouldn’t want to do that, and you’d be better off with Peter.

APRIL
Oh! I feel better already. Where is Peter?

INT. LAUNDROMAT
PETER
Ladies, ladies, I’m sorry, we will not be responsible for loss and damage. Ladies, please! ??? What’d I ever do?

MAN WITH PAPER
It shrunk! It shrunk!

PETER
??? Cannot be responsible for loss and damage!

DAVY, MICKY, MIKE
Hold it, hold it, wait, wait!

DAVY
Wait, wait, wait!

APRIL
Oh Peter, Peter, Peeeter! How can I ever thank you?

PETER
That’ll do for a start.

Tag
INT. THE PAD
DAVY
To think, we gave her to him!

MICKY
Let’s do a two out of three.

PETER
You guys can be like brothers to her.

MICKY
Thanks.

PETER
’Course, I’d hate to think she came to me on the rebound.

MIKE
Well, you can uh, just sort of think of this time as being the bound.

PETER
Ha ha ha ha. That must be April.

APRIL
Peter!

PETER
Hi April, come on in.

APRIL
Good evening. Oh, no, I’m sorry, I can’t stay. I’ve had the most exciting day!

PETER
Oh?

APRIL
Yes. I want you to meet my fiancé. This is Freddy Fox the third.

FREDDY
Hi babies, how you doin’? Yeah! Isn’t she just too much, man? Look at that! Ooh!

APRIL
I never met a singer before!

FREDDY
Oh, come on, April, let’s split outta here, man, ooh!

DAVY
April is the cruelest month.

MIKE
Well, I guess it just goes to prove to what Shakespeare said, to thine own self be true, and it must follow as the night the—

MICKY
Please! No morals!

PETER
[sniffles]

MIKE
C’mon Peter, you gotta learn to be a good loser.

PETER
[cries]

MICKY
That’s a good loser.

PETER
We all loved her! And now will none of us find any happiness?!

MIKE
Come in!

GIRL
Hi, we’re your new neighbors. Can you tell us where to find a laundromat?

DAVY, MICKY, MIKE, PETER
One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.

 

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