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Then everybody just laughed.
Because the story stopped making sense again.

 

And everyone forgot about what I said, because they were too busy farting.

 

Then suddenly… Adrein Brody started to fart uncontrollably..

 

While farting he was saying "AHHHGHH HALP MY BUTT HURTS!!!" but after a few minutes it ended. The boy slapped Adrien Brody because he made the boy fall when he was farting uncontrollably. (Sry I was on mobile so I dont have the italics button, when I get home I will change it to italics if I remember to)

 

Adrien Brody, now out of gas, had to refill somehow...

 

He ran to the local gas station (petrol), I can't go into details on how he refilled o_O, But when we went to pay, he didn't have enough money to pay, and decided to run away while people in REAL cars (Police) chased him. Until he crashed into the local....

 

Into the local library. He ran past the librarian's desk and knocked over a few bookcases. Adrien ran though the wall, and disappeared. Then the police be all like, "WHAAAAAAAAA?"

 

After the library, he decided it would be fun to walk into the fart adoption center. He waited for months and MONTHS to be adopted. At least he was fed good food and water. :D SMILEZ! Anyways one day, A nice lady that came in one day screamed and said "ERMAGERD! I WANT THAT CHILD RIGHT THERE!" (Her name was Hai) Pointing at the child. In less than 5 minutes he was adopted. Turns out, he went home and he saw his new dad. Hai said to the young child, "Meet your new daddy, Potato. We are going to call you...Fartan! Is that okay with you?" The young child now smiled and ran twords his new dad. They were hugging. Weeks later Potato and Hai get into a fight. He became really close with Potato and Hai and didn't wanna lose them. But as they were fighting they wanted to get a divorce because they found somebody new. :'( (irk so sad!) and so they divorced. They were sitting on the couch and they were on either side of Fartan. They gave him the hardest decision of his life. "We don't wanna share you, So you are going to have to chose! Hai or Me" Potato exclaimed. Rolling his eyes at Hai. Fartan was in major shock. He didn't know what to do. "I am moving to Poopsylvannia." Said Hai. While Potato said "Sweetie, we wont move ANYWHERE, unless you say so." He didn't know what to do. He was so close with both of his new parents he didn't know what to do. Hai's new lovers name, was Jerry. Potato's new lover was Harry. Saul was a loner sitting in the corner crying. :)
WHO KNOWS?!
WHO WILL HE CHOSE?!!? HAI OR POTATO!
WE WILL FIND OUT NEXT TIME!

 

Ummmm... It was the hardest decision of his life. Then Fartan said: I can't stand this, I'm leaving. I am running away to Uranus.

 

Meanwhile, Jerry and Harry were talking with their good friend, Star the Fox (She was a Furry/Anthro).
It was a somewhat awkward conversation, as Star was trying to convince them that girls DO fart, but choose not to do it in public. Jerry told her to prove that girls could fart, so Star got ready to... When Hai and Potato bursted into the room.

 

Star farted a huge fart bomb and injured everyone in the room, after that they all went to the fart hospital except Star as she let out the fart bomb.

 

Because there is no rule I cant comment more than once, I SHALL!
Everybody was rushed to the FER. (Fartia Emergency Room!) Hai and Potato were placed right next to eachother. Hai died from the xplosion so Fartan ran back to Fartia. He was later informed his "parents" were at the hospital. He ran to the hospital...Fartan kept thinking about how this could have happened. He visit's Potato first. Potato see's Fartan. "Oh honey! We missed you..." Potato exclaimed. "Mommy! How did this happen!?" replied Fartan. "It is all because Star the Fox! She did this. Please don't blame her..." Fartan built up with rage. "HOW COULD I NOT BLAME HER!?"

 

Fartan cried his little heart out. His chest started to hurt, so he stopped crying. Then he looked over at the others. He saw the dead body of Hai. Fartan wanted to cry again, but his chest hurt a lot, so he didn't. He then looked over at Jerry and Harry.

 

Fartan shook his head at Harry and Jerry. They were ashamed of themselves. Because of them, his parents didn't see love in eachother. D: (So Said I criez :I) They left, and farted down the sidewalk skipping. (They arnt gay, they are fabulous) and the doctor says to Fartan he has to leave. Potato's monitor starts beeping, a straight line appeared. The doctor push's Fartan out of the room. He comes back 30 minutes later. He shakes his head at Fartan. Fartan breaks down crying on his knees. His dad walks into the hospital. (HIS REAL DAD FROM THE BEGINNING! :O) Fartan didn't know who he was at first. Then he runs over to his dad. "DADDY!!!!!!!!!" He runs into his fathers arms and they hug <3 (AWW!) His father whispers in his ear, "I have quit alchohal." (Now time to make this thing not make sense anymore :D) Then a bunch of ninja's break the window's and come in and scream, "WE NEED THE BOY!" the father shoved Fartan behind him. "Why would you need him!?" his father screamed at all the ninja's. The ninja's said "He is the only one that can save Fartia! Nearby Burpia wants to take over! </3(ERMAGERD)

 

So the ninja's stole Fartan, and they met at Buttville, a nearby town. Burpia was there, and he burped such a huge burp that it woke up the whole galaxy, which made the planets shift, to create a perfect fart...

 

and making everyone in Atlantis vomit all over the place.

 

Due to the vomit, it created a deadly acid which devoured the whole town and everyone

 

exept the god of farts assreneieslete

 

Then Adrien Brody died and never was able to return again.

 

Suddenly, a black hole formed. It sucked all the planets, stars, the sun, everything in the galaxy. Then, there was nothing. Then, the black hole farted so much, it exploded, and created a entirely new galaxy. It consisted of billions of stars, 15 planets, and Fartan was reborn again, on the planet Fartinia.