So the one sole survivor, named Flandre, called a shrine maiden and screamed into the phone "COME OVER HERE WITH YOUR MAGICKS YOU SCUM!"
"But why?" The young boy replied. "You are... not worthy. Yes, I know this isn't the most original idea, but it was in my job description." The maiden explained.
Flandre got mad at the last narrator for misgendering her. Then, she asked the maiden, "Pleeeeaaaassseeeee?"
The narrator carried on to read as he didnt really care about what people wrote as he was already amused by it.