The tsunami was harmless. However on his travels he came across a frail man. He said he was a former alcoholic and was scouring the world for his son, who had left him 3 years ago after his mother died from an anal explosion. (see first post in thread)
The man said that he was his father. The boy then recounted his tale and the father watched on with interest. The then journeyed back to the ruins of Fartia to find...
... more terrible flashbacks. Of all the terrible times. Of his dead mother. Of the past 3 years of silly, but adventurous stories. (Is this ending? Are we finishing the book?)
Suddenly there was a huge earthquake and the wise fortune teller was crushed. The boy's Dad was pinned under a piece of rock. The man barely could say "leave me son, go explore the world" the boy then replied...
all of a sudden, an unknown power arose from the depths of his bowel, a fart of a tremendous was exerted and scared the earthquake away... and Jerry
The boy, smelling the enormous fart, goes back on his adventure, leaving his town, and father, behind.
But the boy felt bad and the man was still trapped beneath that accursed rock and he ordered the boy to get him a bottle of super compressed facts which is the most intoxicating drink in the universe. The boy quickly found the bottle and gave it to his father. When the bottle touched his lips he drank it in one gulp and was suddenly possessed by superhuman strength and he lifted the rock off him. Remarkably there was no damage to him so they...
The duel ended when Cena fled due to the killing curse that destroyed his body, but his soul was still intact due to his mystical superpowers...