Lets clear things up... but realized to burrito wasn't a burrito, but a time traveler. he was thinking 'I should use that time traveler' and went to the ice age...
(the evil pig is a girl :O) She said 'Did you know that @jentoschaf made you come into this story? Awesome right?'
the pig said , no i didn't know that so i might give him some candy in advance BUT , the candy was poop cause the evil king called @kinghakaka has sent him to kill me with the poisoned poop
@kinghakaka Was the most evil king of the world, he had forbidden shoelaces so that everyone would trip... also everyone must wear yellow or orange clothing... everyone who did wear another color would get burned and...