Then Adrien Brody told everyone to write it in italics. Since Lord Adrien is always right, everyone followed his rule.
Then I force fed Adrien's nose to WikiRigbyDude, and hypnotised Wiki to kill Adrien. Then I sent Adrien's dead body up to the sun where it got incinerated, and Wiki started cry, so I sent him to the land of Equestria, so he could be surrounded by My Little Ponies.
And then rockor1757, then wonderful writer of the story who was apparently mauled by cheetahs; was brought back to life by a magical fairy banana, and then pushed off the Eiffel Tower by a crazed Papaya, in which he fell to his inevitable death. Then Jason's father closed the book, and everyone died because that's the only plot twist I could come up with. The end.
Then Mappy realized that all this is impossible and allowed Adrien Brody's nose to recreate everything.
Then Jupiter chunks landed in my universe (yes I have a universe, you jelly) and it became a new planet in Creeper5484 universe and we called it Turtle :D
All the people on the planet Creeper5484 where totaly shocked that Gareth didnt start his post with the word 'then' and because of that they decided to attack the Earth, they landed in Italy and took over the country, after that they made their army ready to attack Switzerland, France Germany and...
The Scandinavian people didn't want to write in Italics because they actually have a fierce hate for everything that starts with Ital, so they decided to make a plan to destroy everyone on Planet Creeper5484!!! and their plan was...