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But the planet was not exactly the same. There were now an abundance of singing limes, which happily were made into limeade and now every fart consisted of 5 ceiling fans. As everyone knows, limeade's effects are instant farts, so the planet was full of ceiling fans in no time.

 

And then suddenly John woke up from his weird dream.

 

On the news they announced that adrien Brody had died

 

(Yeah, I'm gonna take away the sense one more time. :P ) Meanwhile, Star was just returning home. Her roommate, Wolfy, was waiting for her.
He explained to her that hours ago, Star had killed Hai.
Star was shocked. She KNEW she had harmed some of the crew members, but she thought they only had mild wounds and would recover, but she had KILLED one of them?!
All at once, she had a new belief about herself...she saw herself as a monster. A murderer.
She ran away. Tears flowing from her eyes.
She was now in the middle of nowhere. She looked up at the skies, and whispered, "I'm sorry." Almost as though Hai's spirit could hear her.
She believed strongly, that even if he could hear her, she would not be forgiven for what she had done.

 

Then Hai as a ghost appeared with Potato beside him in front of Star. They both said at the exact same moment. "You will pay for what you did!" And they bulled down their pants and mooned star. Star smacked dem booties but before she got the chance, Hai and Potato farted the biggest fart ever known to the galaxy! It was called the "Super-Duper-Totally-Nasty-Smelly-Loud-Random-Ninja-Fart!" Star died.

 

Then all of a sudden a wild panda appeared

 

He ate bamboos from heskey's KFC BUCKET

 

He screamed "NOT THE KFC BUCKET"

 

Suddenly from nowhere, an Audrey comes in like a wrecking ball with an extra KFC bucket...

 

The end.

 

said the barnacle who came out of nowhere!

 

"YAY!!!! MOAR KFC!!!! I CAN LIVE AGAIN! WITHOUT KFC, I'M RUINED!" He screamed to the barnacle.

 

When the ugly barnacle looked at the Kfc it incinerated.

 

Fade back to where the spirit of Hai and the still-living Potato had supposedly killed Star the Fox. They laughed and high-fived...or, well, tried to, because Hai was a ghost. He couldn't physically interact with the living that much. Potato started walking away, laughing to himself (awkwardly, I might add) and Hai was getting ready to let his spirit ascend to the Aether...but then they saw a strange orange aura coming from Star's corpse. Then, to their surprise, she opened her eyes. Then, she stood on all four paws (like, y'know, a normal fox should), and they noticed she was now covered in odd crimson markings. Hai and Potato both stuttered in saying, out of shock, "Y-y-you're still alive?!" Star, in her new form, laughed quietly, "believe me, I am still alive...well, not exactly..." Potato and Hai were now in twice as much shock. Star explained, "You see, my old form, the one you knew as Star the Fox, was just me in my incarnation of limited power. Now that that form has been killed, my true form has been revealed. I am Sutānomegami! (For those who wonder, that means "Goddess of the Stars") Descendant of Sun God Chibiterasu!"
Potato wet himself at this point. He was going to die. Sutānomegami would kill him. Game over. Sutānomegami sensed his fear, and reassured him, "I will not harm you...instead, I will make things right." She looked up at the skies. and suddenly, a veil of light surrounded the spirit of Hai...and he was revived. (No, I am not making up my own religion or anything by using "Sun Gods" and stuff like that. I'm making a HUGE reference to games I like called Okami and Okamiden. And I had this whole weird idea about my character being a late descendant of the main character(s)...and...yeah. Please don't take any religious offence from any of my post, as that was not my intention.)

 

But then the fart continues to grow and grow to make the barnacle beatiful, there was no way he could ever be turned back to an ugly piece of poop. So then...

 

he turned back into an ugly barnacle

 

And he had to pee suddenly

 

so he peed on adrien Brody

 

Who got swam out of the pee and punched the barnacle

 

(Sorry not in italics, on le IPod)
Brody punched the barnacle time and time again, he even farted in the barnacle's face! The barnacle was so disgusted he froze in shock! Then the barnacle sighed and said "I love you" . But little did Brody know that the barnacle wasn't talking to him, he was talking to...